as alive as you need me to be
Programmer Humor @programming.dev Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks since 2026!
United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml GOP lawmaker injures anti-war Marine during hearing scuffle: 'The senator broke his hand!'
News @lemmy.world Oilfield spill leaks 840,000 gallons of oil and brine mixture, contaminating agricultural land • North Dakota Monitor
United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml Tom Homan Says Trump Admin Sending National Guard to L.A. Over ICE Protests
Programmer Humor @programming.dev Laika - Bad Times (little known Y2K song, whole thing is arguably a programmer humor joke)
United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml Zillow turns full-blown housing market bear—just look at its new forecast


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Then you're not going back to Twitter, so you're not part of that category.