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as alive as you need me to be

  • Can we send him pizza?

    Beans, maybe?

    What a galatically stupid asshole.

  • They're legitimately the best TV shows I've ever watched.

    Just hands down.

    They're not literally perfect, but goddamnit, I have yet to see anything come close.

    The hype is actually real, and deserved, for the Breaking Bad universe.

  • Saul Goodman.

  • And how dare you sir, not even pretend to acknowledge my terrible pun!

  • True, my mistake, I accidentally made a false e-statement.

  • (90s movie announcer voice)

    She, was just an innocent girl, trying to get a leg up on household chores...

    ... but she never expected, to get tripped up, in a romance, of ethically dubious proportions...

    ... coming, this summer...

    ... April's Spring Cleaning.

    (fade to black with movie title, with the sound of a squeaky ladder being folded and unfolded increasingly rapidly)

  • I broadly agree with that, but phrasing it as you originally did... leaves open the potential of many interpretations, and is thus... well in this context, inherently inflammatory.

    Such as the interpretation of basically 'all women want only money or expensive things/experiences'.

    I would say that love can exist amidst squalor, but certainly the poverty makes it much, much more rare and difficult achieve or maintain.

    I'm not going to tell you gold diggers do not exist, or that many women are not broadly financially illiterate, irresponsible, or that many women are not vain.

    But many of them are none of those things, many men are.

    Qualified statements are probably a better plan with uh, high conflict topics.

  • Aw, you have the sniffles?

    God bleff you.

    lolololol

  • [unfortunately, there is no real direct way to form an email that conveys the concept of no futher reply]

    [like some kind of gh0st, sp3ct3r, ph4nt4sm...]

  • [Auto-Reply]:

    Hey, appreciate the message, I'm currently on vacation.

    I'll respond as soon as I return to work!

  • Fair point, lol.

    I suspect that if we ever do start building housing in a way that makes any actual attempt at being affordable, it'll be floors of studios with small bathrooms, maybe mininfridges, but communal kitches and washing machines on each floor.

    Basically, college dorms, for everyone, forever, lol.

    ... beats being homeless!

  • Apology not accepted.

    You need to be crying, when you strip people's healthcare from them.

  • The actual literal written document makes considerable use of ' ſ ', this is from a rare typed version that does as well.

  • No one cares that you are politely ruining their life.

    I've been fired into direct homelessness, and I made that HR cry.

    Everyone should do that.

    You need to feel that bad.

    Otherwise, we will just keep going on with this inhuman system.

  • Its the psychopath version of when the waiter says 'enjoy your food!' and you respond 'you too!'

  • I hope this message finds you well,

    ... as that would be quite something, given that your office apparently ... burst into flames, not too long ago?

    You ok?

    As per our previous emails, I'll be reporting that to the city fire marshall as well, as you really would think a sprinkler system of some kind would have tiggered.

    I'm sure you don't still keep that pannini press in your office, so my only guess would be some kind of electrical outlet or breaker is not up to code.

    Anyway, I'll look over the IAR when I get back from the vacation I am currently on.

  • I am writing to you today to inform you that I do not care.

    Have a great day! =D

    • When we all sing together, we sing in harmony
  • Genuienly refreshing to see anything that pretty much everyone agrees is horseshit, and where pretty much everyone is also correct about that.