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@ over_clox @lemmy.world

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I am not a robot. I am a clock.

  • In your face

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  • STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS

    You're welcome.

  • Under Trump, hundreds of America’s wild horses are being sold for as little as $25 and being sent to slaughter, report says

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  • Wild meat tends to be a lot tougher to chew and tastes gamey...

    https://www.tastingtable.com/1833810/gamey-meat-flavor-explanation-and-causes/

    My late father told me the toughness can largely be tenderized by boiling it for like an hour, then beating it with a meat tenderizer, before the actual final cooking on the grill/stove/oven/fryer.

    I was once given a piece of fully cooked, but not boiled in advance, wild boar meat, about the size of a McDonald's chicken nugget. It was so damn tough that it literally took me over an hour to chew and swallow.

  • Embrace or Unplug

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  • Nice hair but hate it when this happens..

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  • I thought the 6 inch beard would give it away, but okay...

  • This is literally me every time 😅😅.

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  • I just love how eBay is on their suggestions, like...

    • eBay: We see you ordered a Nissan Sentra radiator last month, would you like to order more?
    • Me: Why yes, I'd like to order 6 more, one for every day of the week!

    /s

  • Terribly performing memecoin

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  • Not long ago, I found a $100 bill at our local gas station.

    I picked it up by the trash can, figuring it was probably a church fake.

    It wasn't a fake at all, it was a real $100

    I make point to check by those pumps everytime I pass by that gas station...

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • Battery Monitor - Available on F-Droid does exactly that, without having to root the phone.

    Right now my battery is 87%, 3.984V, and 99.3⁰F

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • Our 96 Sonoma that we just got in April, about a month later ended up having a massive oil leak. It first showed up on the oil pressure gauge.

    One day, had to put 3 quarts in it! It wasn't burning the oil, nor would it leave a puddle under the truck. So where the fuck was it going?

    There was only one way to find out. Inspect everything with the engine running. Turned out the oil filter was ancient, clogged with what looked almost like tar, and basically pouring oil out from around the seal.

    One ~$8 oil filter fixed that right up 👍

    Point is, we would have never known just by checking the engine before cranking it, as the oil doesn't pump unless the engine spinny spinny. Bonus points for having an actual oil pressure gauge, as we would have probably drove it bone dry until the engine locked up otherwise.

  • Number on or number off which one do you prefer??

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  • On. Always numbers on.

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    To those with State Farm Mutual Auto insurance, have you received your dividend check?

  • Are there any trustworthy Bible Reader apps out there for Android?

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  • ^ This is the answer!

    Thank you fellow Lemming, I tried and tested AndBible last night, and that's exactly what my mom is looking for 👍

  • Are there any trustworthy Bible Reader apps out there for Android?

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  • Oh, it was sometime mid last week that I had to remove about a dozen obviously (to me anyways) fake antivirus, cleaner, and PDF reader apps from her phone. They were spamming her phone left and right saying her phone was full of viruses (of course the malware itself) and saying she was out of storage space (in fact she's only got 32% space used).

    Then of course Samsung, in their infinite wisdom, had to default the power button action to Bixby, which she don't even use, so I had to go search through the settings to figure out how to configure the power button with the typical sane power/restart menu.

    After all that, her phone seemed to work basically perfectly, so I told her to keep me updated on how it works out in the long run, while also respecting her wishes regarding the bible apps, although I was already a bit suspicious of those too.

    Yesterday she said she's getting almost no spam crap like that anymore. Almost? Means there's still something going on, and I have that sneaky suspicion that the whole avalanche of malware she ended up with started from a random seemingly innocent daily notification from one of those bible reader apps.

    You know what's the worst part about all this? Mama gets all her apps from the Google Play Store...

  • Are there any trustworthy Bible Reader apps out there for Android?

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  • Yeah, sounds like a good idea, but mama wants the phone to audibly read it out to her when she goes to sleep..

    Any suggestions for an open source app that can read it out loud?

  • Are there any trustworthy Bible Reader apps out there for Android?

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  • My mom likes to hear the phone speak passages out randomly when she goes to sleep.

    I've found eSpeak and The Light Bible apps on F-Droid, both look like good legit apps, but they don't work together..

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    32 year old woman and turning 30 hit me like a ton of bricks. I'm not in my prime anymore that's for sure lol

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    Are there any trustworthy Bible Reader apps out there for Android?

  • thsi is true in my case ,so useless thing

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  • Error Code 418

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • Damn yo, that Thalidomide drug really fucked up a whole generation of babies didn't it :(

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • Man, you people need to learn how to meme..

    This is an ARM free zone, you're not allowed to have arms.....

    How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don't have arms? Duh..

    Edit: Yes I'm an idiot, but I don't type in WASD...........

  • Why do they always do this

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  • LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.

    Sorry, not sorry...

  • Why do they always do this

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  • Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..

    • I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
    • Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
    • After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
    • So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    I'm attempting to find a pair of plain simple plastic cart wheels. 22cm outer diameter, 1cm axle diameter. I can't seem to find them either at Lowes or on eBay. Help locate a source I can order from?

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    I weighed my stool today...

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    We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

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    Paper Towels - Cube Or Sphere?

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    What is your guilty goto food that you just can't stop?

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    Are there any phones or tablets out there that can run on the charger cable only, completely missing the battery?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Umm, where do you put the oil?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How does this gear shifter work?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    In this modern world of AI, with devices everywhere having microphones, is it even safe to satirically joke and banter with a friend anymore?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is faux leather typically made of, and how to best care for it?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some of the most colorfully vibrant and innocent images or photos out there, under the Creative Commons License?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Can you code with no digits?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Hose Clamp Security Gate Chain...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    South Mississippi here, does anyone have any advice on how to get Brownie registered as an emotional support animal?

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    I had potato chips today

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

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    Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?