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@ over_clox @lemmy.world

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I am not a robot. I am a clock.

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • Damn yo, that Thalidomide drug really fucked up a whole generation of babies didn't it :(

  • Armed robbers hate this one simple trick

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  • Man, you people need to learn how to meme..

    This is an ARM free zone, you're not allowed to have arms.....

    How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don't have arms? Duh..

    Edit: Yes I'm an idiot, but I don't type in WASD...........

  • Why do they always do this

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  • LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.

    Sorry, not sorry...

  • Why do they always do this

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  • Disclaimer: I did not write this, it's a meme before the word meme became a thing..

    • I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead.
    • Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head.
    • After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin.
    • So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.

  • Every. Single. Time.

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  • Commenting from my tablet running Termux + XFCE via MultiVNC

    Otherwise, Linux Mint MATE on my laptop.

  • they are not my friends

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  • I never understood why people never explained to me that credit unions were even a thing, let alone the difference between them and banks.

    Please elaborate what the difference is, what makes one potentially better than the other, and above and beyond all, why should I have my money invested in any electronic system?

  • Now what was the password again

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  • iPhone users after getting a broken screen replaced be like...

    'Please wait 23,742,387 minutes before trying your password again'

    I forget the exact wording of the message, but this is a very real thing ☹️

  • I can’t be the only one right?

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    • Welcome to your life, there's no turning back, even while we sleep..
    • They will find you acting on your best behavior. Turn your back on mother nature...
    • Everybody Wants To Go To War

    If you think I don't know, then you don't know. But if you know, you know.

  • Scumbag tape

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  • This post just reminded me to fix my roommate's bank card.

    The magnetic strip layer was starting to peel off pretty bad, so I carefully applied packing tape over around the front and back side along that edge. As long as you don't cover over the chip contacts, and apply it really good and flat with no creases, it'll work just fine.

    Of course I folded the end of the tape on the roll before I put it up 👍

  • Removed

    we're cooked 🙏😭

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  • You spelled and wrong

  • Does anyone have a way to automatically disable night light during full screen apps on Linux Mint?

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  • Does anyone have a way to automatically disable night light during full screen apps on Linux Mint?

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  • I'm still not familiar with this extension, but I'll see what I can find..

    I do find this part mildly concerning, as it entangles a browser extension with a desktop extension..

    To control GNOME Shell extensions using this site you must install GNOME Shell integration that consists of two parts: browser extension and native host messaging application.

    I'd look more into it, but my current daily runner is recently a different breed of Linux over the past 3 weeks, Termux+XFCE

  • Does anyone have a way to automatically disable night light during full screen apps on Linux Mint?

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  • Umm, I've been running Mint since 2017, close to a decade now..

    WTF is Night Light? How is it intended to work?

    Is it installed by default these days? What is the package name? Have you tried to run the man (manual) command on it in the terminal?

  • Excuse me, I just wanted to say I love your ink

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  • Meh, maybe, I dunno. I'm on an 8 inch tablet screen running a layered desktop OS with two different methods of zooming, I have no idea if either are giving me the image in full quality.. 🤷‍♂️

  • Excuse me, I just wanted to say I love your ink

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  • I said right side, not left side..

    But also, WTF is up with that jacked up hand on the left side, holding a metal pole that seems to neither be mounted horizontally nor vertically?

    I still see AI slop, you just helped me see more of it...

  • Excuse me, I just wanted to say I love your ink

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  • I love how the lips are on the right side of her face..

  • The Killdozer

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  • Okay, let's pretend we don't live in 2026.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militarization_of_police

    But this was in 2004 right? Regardless, you got a homemade tank tearing down your town, what do?

    I bet they had some grenades around, but were half busy pissing their pants while making the situation more complicated than necessary.

    Fuck, they coulda just dumped 20 gallons of paint on it via helicopter to blind his cameras...

  • The Killdozer

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  • Yes, yes I did. But even with 360° view, he still had somewhat limited shooting angles through the gunner slots..

    But you make a mighty fine point. What's the best defense against a homemade bulldozer tank with nothing but cameras to see from and drive with? Spray paint the cameras..

    The thing had more than one weak point they could have used to their advantage...

  • The Killdozer

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  • Something like that yeah. He built the ~22 ton outer bulletproof shell with 22 tons of thick steel plate metal and concrete. He built it on some sort of hanging hoist over the bulldozer, only to be lowered once he was ready to go cause the destruction he did. He designed it without an entrance nor exit, it was a suicide mission and he knew it.

    What finally brought his rampage of destruction to an early end was when the bulldozer ran over some of the debris of his carnage, that some chunk of debris managed to bust the radiator, which ultimately took out the engine. So, clearly the radiator was a weak point all along..

    My thought regarding a grenade wasn't about trying to take the dude out directly, but rather to disable the bulldozer and go from there.

    If you haven't seen the documentary movie about it, you really should...

    Tread - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZK9XthMZ1w

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    over_clox @lemmy.world

    I'm attempting to find a pair of plain simple plastic cart wheels. 22cm outer diameter, 1cm axle diameter. I can't seem to find them either at Lowes or on eBay. Help locate a source I can order from?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    I weighed my stool today...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Paper Towels - Cube Or Sphere?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is your guilty goto food that you just can't stop?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Are there any phones or tablets out there that can run on the charger cable only, completely missing the battery?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Umm, where do you put the oil?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How does this gear shifter work?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    In this modern world of AI, with devices everywhere having microphones, is it even safe to satirically joke and banter with a friend anymore?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is faux leather typically made of, and how to best care for it?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What are some of the most colorfully vibrant and innocent images or photos out there, under the Creative Commons License?

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Can you code with no digits?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Hose Clamp Security Gate Chain...

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    South Mississippi here, does anyone have any advice on how to get Brownie registered as an emotional support animal?

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    I had potato chips today

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How do people manage to play Rock, Paper, Scissors so quickly?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Cover Your Banana

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world
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    Pinhole glasses. Fuck AI

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Why is the process of initializing and starting software called 'execute'?