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What's a good non-cash compensation/show of appreciation to a neighbor for cat-sitting?
Going out of town for a few days next week. What are some good ways to keep my cat occupied and happy while I'm gone?
What's that thing the internet insists you be outraged about but you just can't bring yourself to care?
Noodle's favorite place to hang out whenever I'm in my studio
Do you know any card tricks?
Have you ever panhandled? What was the experience like?
Are all the Backrooms videos considered "official" canon/lore? Or just the ones made by Kane?
What are the most important things to teach a child that they're not going to get in school?
What's that video game boss you've never been able to beat, or took you the longest to beat?
When is the last time you fed your Tamagotchi?
Been stuck here over an hour. Legs are getting numb. Pretty sure this is my life now.
What album cover goes the hardest?
Do you feel a kinship with people who drive the same make/model car as you?
Do you think there's too much emphasis in popular media on working your ass off?
What decade had the best cartoons?
New mouse pad kinda sucks, honestly.
Have you ever stopped at a cheesy tourist trap "landmark" that turned out to be kinda cool? What was it?
What band/artist have you seen live more than once, would gladly go see again, and what keeps you coming back?
All of the insurance company mascots have been locked in a Thunderdome-style arena for a to-the-death battle royale. Who's emerging victorious?
Good evening sir/ma’am, my name is Christopher Crozier and I am the legal representative for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This message is to inform you of the multiple felony larceny charges you may be facing for acquiring my client’s property, regardless of the means. As you claim ownership, you are legally culpable. Penalties range from fines to incarceration, and damages must also be paid to the victim monthly in perpetuity.
RCMP has been notified and dispatched to your location. You are hereby ordered to comply with their instructions when they arrive. We’ll see you in court.