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fakeman_pretendname

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  • I can't tell if this is real or not.

  • An artist with his work

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  • Is that a sacrificial chair, and the rest of the furniture is spotless, or does that happen to everything?

  • Newest member on the bird of prey

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  • I like this so much that I'm now disappointed it isn't real.

  • Sideways

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  • I would have done that deliberately because it's hilarious :)

  • First post here. Am I doing it right?

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  • Glory to you, and your house.

  • First post here. Am I doing it right?

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  • The UK - there was a badly thought out "protect children from the Internet" policy from the government, which has resulted in quite a lot of websites simply blocking the UK entirely - including wherever this image was hosted (probably imgur?).

  • Elon Musk says Optimus will 'eliminate poverty' in speech after his $1 trillion pay package was approved

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  • No. He needs to take more. The amount he's currently taking is a measly "woke-trans-vegan-lib-radical-left amount for girls".

    If he was a real man and a genius, he'd double the amount of ketamine and cocaine he takes every day.

    So twice as much today, 4x as much tomorrow, 8x as much the day after...

  • First post here. Am I doing it right?

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  • I've got a:

    "Content not viewable in your region"

    Can anyone help?

  • Yes, yes you should

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  • Did you give them a "human-style bath" with a bowl of water and soapy stuff, or did you give them a "cat-style bath" by licking them clean with your tongue?

  • Yes, yes you should

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  • Firstly, great guide image at the top there. Very useful, thank you :)

    Secondly, that AI slop article is hilarious.

    "Cut the shampoo into manageable portions" :D

  • For love of the game

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  • I'd also accept a variation on that Christopher Walken bit from Pulp Fiction...

    "He was captured and put in a Cardassian prison camp. Now he knew if the Cardies ever saw the baseball card it'd be confiscated. He'd be damned if any spoonheads gonna put their scaly grey hands on his limited edition baseball card, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this baseball card up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the baseball card. I hid this uncomfortable piece of cardboard up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I sell the baseball card to you."

  • CNC

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  • There's openra.net which is an open source "all the Command and Conquer games" engine, which may be of interest?

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  • Okay, that was actually pretty cool.

    Thank you :)

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  • I don't know what that is, so I'm going to try and deliberately avoid it unless recommended otherwise.

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  • Now I've got that "Grace Kelly" song by Mika stuck in my head for the next few days.

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  • Couldn't they just... have some (more) public toilets, or have any existing public toilets open for more hours?

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  • 🇬🇧 - It means it costs 25 pence, or £0.25.

  • Windows ML is generally available

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  • Ah, "Windows Machine Learning".

    That makes a lot more sense than "Windows Marxist-Leninist".

  • Sim Racing Cat

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  • My cats won't go anywhere near my wheel-and-pedals computer since the wheel surprised them with its "power on calibration", where it quite noisily suddenly spins itself all the way left and all the way right.