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  • Can You Spot the Hidden Cat?

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  • There is just one incredibly long cat, climbing through a hole in the sofa.

  • Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared

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  • I don't even think there'd be that much disagreement.

    "Oh, do you hate 'libs' and love Putin too?"

  • Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared

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  • Or "Minors always granted access"

  • You could start by not calling me "Bladder"

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  • We need to petition for another series of Blackadder, set in legally-not-startrek-but-totally-looks-like-it.

  • 'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event

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  • Basically, yes. It's all explained in the Epstein Files.

  • 'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event

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  • Sorry to upset people thinking of him dieing soon, but they're going to sit him in a gold throne, kept barely alive, in suspended animation, then keep him alive and in charge for 40,000 years.

    They'll use AI every time they want him to "say something".

  • Can a Brit confirm this?

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  • The Yorkshire Pudding is taking on the role of the naan bread, therefore it's even compatible with a portion of rice.

  • Can a Brit confirm this?

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  • You can absolutely eat Chicken Tikka Masala out of a Giant Yorkshire Pudding.

  • Who doesn't?

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  • You should definitely watch Spaced. There's not loads of episodes, so savour them like a fine wine.

  • Who doesn't?

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  • Who doesn't?

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  • Yeah, though sculptors have it worse. Henry Moore had to pour splatters of molten bronze on his face.

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  • Cheers, mate (!) I looked at these erotic polymers from the UK, without uploading my passport, driver's licence, name and address and video of my face, and now I'm in violation of the "Online Safety Act" and I'm going to go to prison.

  • Ploopy TrackPad review: USB touchpad with open source firmware and multitouch support

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  • That's a lot of money for something that doesn't even have real buttons on it.

  • Ma'am you are too young to be this spicy

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  • At that age, kittens will hiss at every smell that's not their siblings or mother. If you keep up being near them as often as possible, they'll soon get used to you.

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  • Hmm... that sounds like something a bourgeoisie would say to their bourgeoisie friends.

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  • The TP us the 2nd backup. Bidet is 1st backup.

    This man used to be a Transporter Chief.

    The primary system is:

    "Computer. Transport the shit out me arse"

  • Kitten chat

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  • Here is an example of the discussion stage:

    The actual sleeping stage was just a pile of multi-coloured fur.

  • Well I kinda am

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  • We think one of our cats thinks he's a human, whilst believing his sister and two brothers are still cats.

    "Mama! Papa! one of those cats is trying to get into our bedroom and sleep on our human bed for humans"

  • Being a Dystopian Future Sci-Fi Writer... - CatTrigger

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  • Even if your four-year-old narrative feels a bit "cringy" in retrospect, these sound like really interesting, imaginative, well-thought-out concepts and ideas for sci-fi worlds.

    I hope you revisit these ideas in future, or get the chance and inspiration to write again.