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fakeman_pretendname

@ fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

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  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • I imagine you can get psoriasis on most skin on your body - but you can't "catch it" from someone else, even if you did eat fried skin-flakes at a party.

  • That 'stache

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  • Yes - I'd also fully support any lordly pun-names :)

  • they haven't seen that coming

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  • ... [...]and yet the willingly offered menstrual black pudding and psoriasis crackling again remained untouched at the vegan dinner party.

    Edit: Just realised black pudding might be a bit too regional. Black pudding (wiki link) is a "sliced blood sausage"

  • That 'stache

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  • I hope that cat's called "Lord Percy" or "Brigadier Wilkington-Smythe" or something suchlike.

  • Great question

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  • They set us up the bomb, and all our base are belong to them.

  • Columnist likens billionaires to Jews persecuted by Nazis

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  • "These are the three alignment buttons: Extreme Left, Left and Centre."

  • It's a mostly multi-universal constant

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  • Downgraded him to Admin Assistant Harry Kim.

  • Accurate

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  • The band is Status Quo.

  • retro gaminh

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  • I don't even understand how that's possible. The Xbox might be 20 years old, but the 360 is the new one, isn't it?

  • No strings attached

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  • Oddly, despite the name, "catgut" tends to be sheep intestines. No cats were harmed.

  • Cusp

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  • I've not seen it before, so not I've got 20 years worth of comics to read :)

  • You Shall Not Pass

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  • You just wait until the headmaster hears about this! shakes fist at you

  • You Shall Not Pass

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  • The real joke was the unnecessary bullying we met along the way.

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • Was the musician "Bono" part of your D&D group, and did he later write a song about the experience?

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    Why did ~20 year old me save this to my hard disk ~10 years ago? If there's a joke idgi anymore.

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  • The answer to any internet-related question from that era is "because you touch yourself at night".

  • The Usual

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  • Thank you for doing this.

  • Now I can't NOT see it.

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  • As I'm in the UK, and Imgur pictures somehow got caught up in the government's "porn ban", I can literally not see it.

    "Content not viewable in your region"

  • I finally figured out that my cat Miez doesn't like hopping onto the potentially wet window sill, so today I built her a ladder including entrance way

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  • I love that Miez is beginning to understand that the jigsaw noise means "new things for me" :)

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Any vowel is permitted - so fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck and controversially fyck are all valid.

    [Edit] International readers should feel free to say fåck, fæck, féck, fîck, fõck, fœck, fück etc