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edgemaster72

@ edgemaster72 @lemmy.world

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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • Small business

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  • New trade offer:

    I receive: 10k gold, unencumbered status

    You receive: 2k cheese wheels, encumbered status, strained marriage

  • Bob the Angry Flower - Bioweapons Division

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  • This is how I felt binging all the Jurassic Park/World movies. Stop trying to make dino parks and soldiers happen, they're not gonna happen.

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    TIL the queen was once the weakest piece in chess until the 15th century, when her powers expanded during a time of rising female monarchs in Europe — changing the game’s pace forever.

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  • I thought about that, but I felt it more apt that we're playing a different game entirely. I also thought about saying we're just the board that the real pieces are marching on top of in their power struggles.

  • Dads who didn't want pets - a classic

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  • But Odysseus and Stanislaus are human names?

  • Some things don't change

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  • "Why yes I do happen to also be the author of the textbook for this course, why do you ask?"

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    TIL the queen was once the weakest piece in chess until the 15th century, when her powers expanded during a time of rising female monarchs in Europe — changing the game’s pace forever.

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  • Modern chess would just be two types of pieces, pawns and oligarchs, winner gets all the marbles from Hungry Hungry Hippos except for 1 that we, the hippos, are allowed to fight amongst ourselves to keep

  • Some things don't change

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  • Good, I didn't wanna learn calculus anyway

  • Reminds me of that tune by the B sharps

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  • “If you hit my car, I’ll cum”

    You must really enjoy talking to the insurance company

  • Steamed Pans

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  • The typo was camouflaed ;)

  • Just hanging out

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  • Nothing much, what's up with you right meow?

  • Just hanging out

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  • You sure it wasn't Upcat?

  • Just hanging out

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  • Same energy:

  • No wonder I always felt it in my biceps and not the trapezius muscle!

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  • You should've been listening the teacher more closely

  • Half way through people

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Turns out when you vote to have rights taken away (yours and others), that's exactly what happens.

    P.S. They didn't turn on you. They were always against you. You were just a useful idiot. Congratulations, you played yourself.

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  • I just typed 1 for them, they should be good now.

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    Pro-Trump Cuban

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  • Who needs TenForward when we have...

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  • Great, now that's gonna be stuck in my head for another 7 years.