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edgemaster72

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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • Bartender

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  • No one who speaks German can be an evil man!

  • Seriously me irl

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  • They'll do that later, to maintain the illusion that they were swamped

  • FOR DEMOCRACY

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  • I suppose that's as good a reason as any

  • Juice

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  • exoskeleton with a thin layer of marrow on top?

  • In an alternate universe

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  • Since the were- part means man, before transition they were a human. Must've inhaled some bad moon dust or something.

  • [MyGumsAreBleeding] Superhero

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  • Oh no, you didn't account for leap days. I believe there's been 30 since 1907, so you'll need to add to your total, and maybe a few extra buffer days to make sure everyone knows why you've done this so that no one else invents completely artificial plastic either.

  • [MyGumsAreBleeding] Superhero

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  • First thing I thought of, so it must be right

  • ‘Inhumane:’ Latinas for Trump founder condemns White House immigration crackdown

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  • They're not voting for their best (interest)

  • So sneaky

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  • How has no one commented this yet?

    Pay no attention to the cat behind the curtain

  • Beware, Vulcan Patton Oswalt is coming

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  • Is this from Down Periscope? I haven't seen that in years, I don't think I even knew who Patton Oswalt was last time I saw that movie.

  • I have yet to see a microwave with correct time

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  • Hubris

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  • Could've sworn there was like an OSHA memes comm this would've been good for but can't find it now

  • 'Sore subject': White House confirms physical brawl between key Trump allies

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  • It's all fun and games until JD Vance starts challenging people to duels

  • Prime real estate

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  • And I don't know if I can do it

  • Somali-American leaders in Minnesota encouraged their constituents to vote for Trump because “he won’t abandon us like the left did”. Trump just restricted nationals from Somalia from entering the US

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  • Can't abandon what you never supported

    taps forehead/temple

  • 30 to 40 olives

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  • I think after 10 or so Yorks you'd probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.

  • Disturbing

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  • Far less worrisome if you substitute the symbols.

    The string "ABAB" is not [a] palindrome but "ABBA" is.

  • Multi-track drifting

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  • "One day I'll own this trolley"

  • Multi-track drifting

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  • That's no good, you'll have the 5 wrongful deaths to settle and probably still have to pay for repairs even if the trolley is not fully destroyed. It's your fiduciary duty to not pull the lever.