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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • tap tap tap Is this thing on?

    No commander, it is currently powered down and disassembled.

  • Ever since Pop Tarts started going down the shitter I've been saying they'd make a fortune if they did their own version of the Double Stuf Oreo aka just sell Pop Tarts with an actual amount of filling with measurable thickness rather than a thin sheen. Now by the time they've gotten around to it, they're still a bastardized shrinkflation shadow of their former selves, and the flavors they chose for them look utterly unappealing on the box to boot.

  • The frogurt is also cursed

  • But it comes with a free frozen yogurt

  • Trick question, in this economy my phone and my PC are my potatoes

  • If the dog adds the Power gem to their flow state they could eliminate half their bowels in an instant

  • OEMs: Sorry, best I can do is tripling the amount of pre-installed bloatware that I get kickbacks on, to not only offset the cost but raise profits more

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  • Damn, the party that lied about Haitians eating people's pets is making Haitian immigrants an easier target for ICE? Who'da fucking thought?

    Wilkinson "Ken" Sejour says he backed Trump because "he's a businessman."

    Bro, fucking anyone can be a businessman, but Trump was especially bad at it. Aside from the famously bankrupted casinos, he'd have made more money just putting it in an index fund and doing nothing. Dude's only making money now through blatant corruption.

  • Thanks carcinization!

  • Just have AI write the report that says AI is profitable. The people who want it to be are probably already accustomed to AI telling them whatever they want to hear, so they'll probably believe it, and the AI will fawn over them for being such smart investors 🙄

  • You Klingons sure are a contentious people

  • He's looking for it right now

  • Ooh look at Mr. No-Suicidal-Ideation over here

  • Mustache too strong, must breathe through mouth instead

  • They're not turning on you, they were always against you, you were just too dumb to see it

  • Son you'll have to speak up I'm a bit hard of hearing

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you ever have dreams that seem "normal" or make sense to you when you wake up?