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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • The usual

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  • As long as it's not night cheese. That can apparently get quite expensive.

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  • "But not these streets, we want people to come through here and spend money. Wouldn't want to risk them seeing you and giving you that money instead."

  • "Obstruction is our thing!"

  • I don’t care where that money comes from.

    Unless it's renewable energy tech, then fuck it, those shitheads can rot in hell!

  • Spoiler: Tammy in HR will not find it funny

  • Last minute meeting is scheduled: PanikManager normally sends out emails to let us know what they're for: KalmManager didn't send an overview this time: Panik

  • Don't you send me down a mustard rabbit hole at 2:30 in the morning you sonofabitch

  • What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?

  • Cool, let me just pocket everything I can real quick, be right in

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  • Never seen those for fast food here in the US. Sit down restaurants used to issue them to let you know when a table was ready, but that seems to have been replaced (at least in my limited experience) with asking for your number to text you. Which I'm sure is definitely the only way they're using that number and they totally don't keep it and sell the collected numbers off to data brokers later or anything.

  • cock ghost: ❌

    ghost cock: ✔

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  • I work in a place that uses names, if I had to guess it's probably because it's more personal. People are bad enough at paying attention to hear their own name, I have very little faith in people responding to a randomly assigned number.

    Also with phone in, online, and door dash et al. it might seem strange to use names for those, which we would need to because the person coming in isn't going to know what number was assigned to the order, and only in the phone in scenario could we communicate that directly (online ordering could tell them but again, people are dumb, they won't know).

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  • How dare you, pointing out completely true things

  • Not sure how you're supposed to pronounce the G in Borgy, so I've decided that it's both hard and soft, in that order. A Borg-gy.

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  • Humanity: uses "super intelligence" to try to build tower to heavenGod: Now wait just one me-damned second...

  • Bro!

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  • such attitude

  • I've created a helpful reference for this line of thinking:

    12 days of Christmas | 12 weeks of Christmas"They're the same picture"

  • I dress for the job I want every night when I go to bed