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edgemaster72

@ edgemaster72 @lemmy.world

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All content presented here is my opinion and for entertainment purposes only. I am not a lawyer, doctor, unbiased news source, or competent in any field. Any resemblance to the truth is pure coincidence.

  • Weird Humans.

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  • Turns out Dodgeball was not medically accurate. And if urine isn't sterile, it makes you wonder what else they lied about. Did Patches O'Houlihan not actually like the taste of his own urine? Is there really a link between wrench dodging ability and ball dodging ability? Was it, in fact, a bold strategy, Cotton?

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  • Don't want votes around the ankle, upvoted to get them more comfortably around the knee

  • TIL that there's a politician named Harvey Epstein that is unrelated to either Harvey Weinstein nor Jeffery Epstein.

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  • He is an outlier adn should not have been counted

  • TIL that there's a politician named Harvey Epstein that is unrelated to either Harvey Weinstein nor Jeffery Epstein.

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  • Perhaps instead of opposites they meant to say it was like two negatives multiply to a positive

  • What the nice lady said!

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  • If only

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  • I'm not broke, I'm just a temporally displaced millionaire

  • I voted for Trump. I feel completely swindled.

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  • Deep in Trump country, coal miners with black lung say government is suffocating the ‘working man’

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  • Drowning hazard: 1 inch of water, submerged

    Choking hazard: 1 inch of dictator chode, fellated

  • It's my life

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  • This little guy got into some pasta sauce, now he is stained like Tupperware

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  • Bottom left is all like "I chomp? I chomp!" and I can't stop cracking up

  • Horse chips

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  • Horse chips

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  • Nay

  • Euler

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  • I can't see the name Aaron written out and not think "ay ay ron"

  • Horse chips

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  • That'll go great with a horseburger, and a horse coke to wash it all down.

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  • Can't be washed if I was never... whatever the opposite of washed is (don't say unwashed, that's just wrong)

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  • Damn, I was gonna mention that since I learned it from Vampire the Masquerade years ago, never even occurred to me it would only be about a century old

  • ‘I’m angry with my president:’ Trump voters in Florida confront the fallout of his policies a year before the midterms

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  • Trump: "I'll be a dictator on day one"

    Trump voters, a year later: Won't somebody think of the Constitution!

  • Debates with Dick Cheney

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  • Ding-dong! The Dick is deadWhich old Dick? The Wicked Dick!Ding-dong! The Wicked Dick is dead