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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?

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  • Ok then.

    Why does everyone hate the issi classic in GTA online, everytime I take my little beast out for a drive some massive car or Batmobile comes along and focuses their energy on destroy it.

    I just want to do tiny burnouts.

  • More pet shaming

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  • The top half.

  • It feels like that sometimes.

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  • Or Zootopia!

  • What are you most basic principles for life?

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  • Don't be a dick.

  • Pros/cons to legalize marijuana in a country

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  • Legalise it, regulate the growing and selling of it and kill the green market.

  • What is the dumbest tattoo you have ever seen?

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  • Edit: I just noticed it kinda looks like the "Do something" meme character.

  • What is the dumbest tattoo you have ever seen?

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  • I have a line tattooed on my leg, I lived with a guy who had a tattoo setup, one day I was home alone, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllly fuckin drunk and stoned, so I decided to tattoo myself, did a little nirvana face thing, then, while I had the tattoo gun in my hand, resting on my leg, I passed out, my foot pressed the pedal and I tattooed a thick line in my leg, woke up as second after and just left it.

    I only ever tattooed myself when I was kind of drunk from then on.

  • Lemmy wanted more pet shaming... here you go

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  • But like, how tho? Did it walk up when it was out? Did it pee through the cage. I need answers damn it!

  • Pets

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  • Yeah less fun ways!

  • Lemmy wanted more pet shaming... here you go

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  • You can't just say something like that and not explain what happened op!

  • It's finally happening!

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  • I coughed the other day, just a little one and pulled a bunch of muscles in my lower back, now I can't look down without pain, 39 this year, it's all down hill from here.

  • Pets

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  • if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

    There's always some over the top requirements!

  • It's finally happening!

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  • It never is though, just good old heart palpitations edging you.

  • Personally, I'm at #8 trying to go unnoticed

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  • 8, I'm just trying to get out of the way of everything going on right now.

  • I didn't vote for this

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    Me playing the world's smallest violin*

  • Goodbyes

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  • Bring back msn messenger you cowards!

  • NSFW

    Instructions on how to draw a cat

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  • You do it.

  • A Judge Accepted AI Video Testimony From a Dead Man

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  • Looks like I'll have to pre write a testimony for if/when someone kills me and my sister wants to have AI talk for me.

    "Hey fuck head who killed me, you're a fucking pussy!

    Ooooo look at me I used a (insert weapon ) like a little bitch

    I'm gonna haunt your ass and focus the entirety of my spectral energy on making sure your dumbass life sucks in there.

    Also, suck a dick dumb cunt, I'm poor, you got nothing but jail for being a useless little bitch baby.

    Catch ya real soon, like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaal soon."

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  • Thank you, Your Majesty!