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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Balsy supporting the oligarchy with a tasty name like cheese toastie.

    A little appetizer before the main course.

  • Ohio coming for Florida's championship.

  • Is Andre 3000 wearing a fucking piano?

  • You too bud, have a good day!

  • We weren't talkin about dates, we're talking about days.

  • It's been Tuesday for nearly 14 hours mate, catch up.

  • Nope, it's Tuesday.

  • You know, I thought you couldn't make the Fonz look any cooler, that's why I left it as is.

    Boy was I wrong.

  • Most people with little dicks are decent people and aren't sadistic and evil cunts, so the little dick isn't the issue.

  • I have a flip phone, if you see that it's your own fault.

  • Well you gotta stop taking photos of me just after I've smoked a fat joint, man!

  • Or it tells us you got more important things to do than dick around with the wallpaper of your phone's lock screen.

  • Removed

    Liquid Trees

    Jump
  • Come on, you know there's someone out there trying to work out how to selfhost one of these.

  • Fuck the marvel multiverse, the loop multiverse is the real king.

  • We had one that had a really long cord on it and when my older sisters would walk into another room with it, I'd run up and unplug it from the base then disappear. Fuck I had some good hiding spots.

  • We doing cool shit over here, that's what we're doing!

  • What about the racoon that tried to wash cotton candy, only for it to be absorbed, leaving him with nothing but sadness and confusion.