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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • This is the technology worth trillions of dollars huh

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  • That's how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

  • This is the technology worth trillions of dollars huh

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  • Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

    I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it's doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • You can chameleon them out of the tube if you want to be fancy, I'm trying to save us some time, no dishes to wash, no hands to clean, yeah you look like you sucked off an oompaloompa, but I can still bust sick lines on thps 3+4 with a completely Cheeto stain free controller.

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a tonne of Cheetos into your mouth?

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I've ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

  • AI Startup Flock Thinks It Can Eliminate All Crime In America

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  • 🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

    Everywhere you go

    There's drones flying around

    Recording all the sounds

    And reporting on your every move

  • Department of War Doesn’t Defend its Web Streams From Hackers

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  • Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

  • What do you call these?

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  • LEGOs older brother.

  • Plex got hacked.

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  • I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I'm pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

  • Why is Bolsonaro still so popular in Brazil that tens of thousand people took to the street to protest his trial?

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  • What is your favourite metal song?

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  • Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara, just punches you in the face with an awesome intro.

  • Back in my day, we didn't stop the game unless a bone was broken

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  • Well, I guess you lot produced a bunch of dumb kids then.

  • I don't even know my neighbors real names

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  • The junkie cunts across the road.

  • Back in my day, we didn't stop the game unless a bone was broken

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  • Aren't Gen X the parents of Gen Z? That feels more like a failure on gen X for not teaching the ancient art of outside hose drinking.

  • "Very dramatic shift" - Linus Tech Tips opens up about the channel's declining viewership

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  • Linus looking at his failing channel.

  • Woman in cat mask runs amok with knives, answers 'meow' to police officers

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  • Its both.

  • Woman in cat mask runs amok with knives, answers 'meow' to police officers

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  • Busy booking flights.

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    Valve Age verification

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  • No we shouldn't, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don't Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    Monday Tuesday looping memes

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    Commanders loss: Stardate -314580.77264850226

  • Dullsters @dullsters.net
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    Fixed my bathrooms sliding door

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    I am the darkness, I am Valqe'man!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    Mamma always said, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    Putin Peeling Potatoes (in a dress).

  • memes @lemmy.world
    DUMBASS @leminal.space

    With fries and a Coke.