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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Website says they're 50$ short.

  • Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

  • Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

  • Style

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  • We used to be a proper fucking society, with class!

  • Bitch, I know what tone I'm using in texts, I don't need to retone "You got any weed for sale".

  • If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

  • It's big sneezer trying to control when and how you sneeze, we must claim back the sneeze!

  • cats 🐈

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  • Pspspspspspspspsp here kitty.

  • Yeahnah.

  • Everything's better when it's free and they're right, that's why I'm a house burglar now!

  • The Sea

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  • You gotta get in the friendzone with the ocean, then you can just chill out.

  • My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

  • A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren't private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

  • Great, now it's gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I'm gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

  • Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

  • CAAANNNNOOOONNNNNBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

  • Mariah Carey is an alchemist.

  • Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.