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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • It's more of a concept now.

  • Yeah, gods a bitch.

  • Talking shit on here is my therapy. That and screaming at sky tempting god to show himself so I can kick his ass.

  • Captcha: click every image that has a bus in it.

    Baby: What the fuck is a bus?

  • It's mostly 5 hours, maybe six and sometimes 4 but mostly 5..

  • That just makes my nut bigger.

  • Claims to be fluent in Klingon, no Klingon corrects her out of fear.

  • Both Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption 2 made me cry.

  • Man, now other people's cats are staring at me on the toilet.

  • Gotta get that nut.

  • Build a giant maze with a plate of coke on one side of the map and Hunter Biden's laptop, then make Don Jr run though it making him choose between cocain or laptop.

  • Or you could speed it up, get it over with.

  • Trains used to be fun.

  • Get both and have a Benzien night, see how badly you can fuck your life up while asleep.

  • We don't buy games in this house, we pirate them.

  • I camembert these puns!

  • The mold that covers brie is dying out because we cloned it too much, we're gonna lose soft cheese.

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  • EXSPERMINATE!