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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Cruelty

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  • You've definitely never been ambushed and attacked by a swan, those fuckers are crazy, I got in a few fights with the local swans when I was younger, you'd be surprised at how tough those little fuckers are. They're like upmarket geese.

  • would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world?

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  • Just a minute, baitin.

  • I still miss my grandpa every day.

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  • I used to get yelled at by my dad for annoying him when I tried this, so now whenever a kid does this I give them the biggest praise and tell them how awesome it is! I'm not gonna make some kid feel bad like my asshole dad did.

  • Crowd intelligence

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  • He may be the funkiest of frogs and he looks like a pretty funky frog, but he ain't no froggo!

  • Crowd intelligence

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  • Well, second place is a frog, first place is a froggo, they understood the game.

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    What do movies always get wrong about your job/hobby?

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  • Superstore is the worst representation of retail work, I think they did about a week's worth of work max during the entire series.

    One of the better ones is a British show called Trolled, they at least show them doing some form of actual retail work, still shenanigans, but they never leave the store to do them besides one or 2 episodes, plus it's a damn good comedy.

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    What do movies always get wrong about your job/hobby?

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  • Retail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I'd kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.

    Sorry I can't join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.

  • Which weekend cat are you?

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  • Binge watching gaming cat.

  • Promises made. Promises broken

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  • It still makes me laugh when I remember the one with the name beard is the one without a beard, that and the fact that Dusty Hill is the connection between King Of The Hill and Bones universes, Dusty Hill is hanks cousin and also Angela's dad.

  • I want to believe

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  • Mulder: Scully, there's aliens everywhere, you gotta believe me!

    Scully: I know Mulder, we're on Deep Space Nine, it's always filled with them and you can't call them that anymore Mulder.

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  • Fuck I'd trust a venomous snake that I've stepped on to not bite me more than I'd trust the oligarchs with anything.

  • Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?

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  • I got banned from the monkey section of the zoo because I kept tickling the feet of those little old man looking monkeys.

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  • But... You're the.... I.... I hate this timeline.

  • Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehow

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  • HBO go max or go home now.

  • Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?

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  • Yeah, I take my other cars and drive for ages, I might get shot but nothing unusual for gtao, it's the car they attack, one person spent ages chasing me down and attacking me, I jumped out and they took the car out then came and picked me up, so it's gotta be personal against the car.

    It's made it fun tho, trying to escape in this little car, while this near tank like vehicle comes barreling at you, sending you flying into the air.

  • Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?

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  • Nah I'm all good, it'll get answered here. I believe in the power of Lemmy.

  • I am easy to amuse

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  • Removed

    Switching Sides: What Happens When a Longtime A*d User Goes ie?

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  • Ohh no not the big scary Android and iPhone words, better fucking censor that shit, some dumb cunt might get their dick in knot over it.

  • Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?

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  • Finally I get an answer, thank you.