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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • I'd pay good money for this

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  • I sued him for malpractice after he slapped the shit out of me in a session.

  • ‘Alexa, what do you know about us?’ What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family’s smart speaker had heard

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  • Because you won't eat your veggies and make your bed.

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  • Then what are the dolphins thankful for?

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  • Maybe Pantera?

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    fire

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  • Ahhhh it's fine, just slap some duct tape on it and she'll be right.

  • We should campaign for this

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  • It was raining yesterday and my local icecream van was out there cranking around like a champ, they don't give a shit if it's raining or sunny, you'll get your icecream.

  • We never stood a chance.

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  • My art teacher was stoned all the time, me and some mates were skating at the school during the holidays, none of us had weed, then we smelt it, looked up and he's there smoking a bong just inside of the window in the art room, I don't think he saw us lookin, not sure, he was a space cadet that dude.

  • We never stood a chance.

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  • I remember in highschool once, someone got caught with weed, so the school got the cops to come in and check everyone's bags, I always had a bong and a small bag of weed in my bag, because I was a dumbass stoner kid, but the universe had my back and I was sick for the 3 days this all happened, I got back to school and was the only one who didn't get screwed over.

  • This one is for the guy who told me "Fuck You" on my Kurt Cobain meme.

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  • Ohh fuck, I've summoned the Linux people!

  • This one is for the guy who told me "Fuck You" on my Kurt Cobain meme.

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  • No Malone.

  • Australian politician signs off career with a 'shoey'

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  • I'd rather drink my own fermented piss than drink a fucking fosters.

  • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • Awful

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  • It's a simple meme that can be translated into many forms, you can even do it in text form

    :.|:;

  • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • Yeah! That piece of shit has been getting away with it for too long!

  • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • Fuck!

  • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • You can help people with no expectation of favors in return and still be a dick.

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  • Me when the edibles kick in.

  • Jimmy Neutron was a dick

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  • About time someone put that little prick in his place! We get it Jimmy, you're smarter than the world, your still a dick tho.

  • Alternatively: finding out the playlist you've been listening to is AI.

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