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DUMBASS

@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

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  • People have been calling me it all my life.

  • They shall now only be known as...

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  • I don't like that, the Delorean is exponentially better than the nazicar in every way.

  • What would your idea of a Heaven and a Hell be?

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  • Heaven: me chilling in my bedroom with all of the dogs I've ever owned, who can also talk to me, I have an endless supply of weed, Coca-Cola and the ability to make any of my favourite foods cooked in the way I remember with access to every single piece of entertainment at my fingertips.

    Hell: just me being forced to spend eternity listening to my asshole father scream about me not wanting to play sports and how it's my mum's fault his life sucks, obviously I'm also being tortured by demons but that's my layer of personal hell they'd add.

  • White House says it will not return the Statue of Liberty to France

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  • Why Lemmy is so superior to Reddit: No Karma, Just Value Content

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  • Nah it can't be that, that numbers way too low to be that.

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  • Can a crab do a kickflip?

  • MAGAt loses his federal job

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  • Only one way to find out.

  • Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

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  • I like that it leads directly into a puddle.

  • Poooweeeer!!!

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  • He looks exactly like a Duracell battery.

  • It's quiet, too quiet

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  • I thought my feed was a bit on the quiet side.

    Hopefully they're just busy with getting their new life setup.

  • 4 Cybertrucks on Fire in a Seattle Holding Lot… Investigators Uncertain if Fires Caused by Arson or Spontaneous Battery Fire

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  • Are your cars shit or do people really fucking hate you?... Or both. Imma go with both.

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  • So I should tell my secrets to adult moths you say?

  • Ruin a Band Name

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  • Conway Twatty

  • What is your Favourite TV show (live-action or animated) of all time?

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  • These shows always make me feel good when I watch them.

    • Bob's Burgers
    • Mash
    • Star Trek Voyager
    • Derek
    • Trollied
    • Corner Gas
    • Reba
    • Would I Lie To You?
    • Taskmaster (UK)
    • The Simpsons

  • Gaming chat platform Discord in early talks with banks about public listing

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  • 🎶It's beginning to look a lot like enshitification,Everywhere you go,Just look at Reddit and x, they're all a mess,With racist Nazi bigots and all the transphobes.

  • Automattic’s “nuclear war” over WordPress access sparks potential class action

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  • Who'd have thought that a company that makes blog software would be so fucking entertaining to watch.

  • Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing

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  • Woah, it really is the 1980s again. Time to get some cocaine I guess.

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  • The only way to stop a bad tree with a knife is a good tree with a knife.

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  • The obvious solution is netting made out of a dissolvable material!