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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Should dress it like this character as well to complete the joke.

  • What's a cuntoate?

  • That's the best part of the night, drunkenly wandering around the empty streets, hoping you have enough in you to make it to your own property, sometimes you make it, sometimes you sleep under a pedestrian swing bridge untill the sun comes up and you emerge out like a whisky soaked troll scaring the mid morning joggers.

  • I love April Truths day.

  • Lol, dumbass.

  • Man, I suck at these.

  • I don't like saying the full phrase, it's a disgusting merger of words that shouldn't exist.

  • Ai cp, they found AI generated cp that had been generated on their service...

    Explicit fakes makes it sound less bad.

    They were allowing AI cp to be made.

  • Well, Resistance to Dolly is futile.

  • Then they get to my house and go " Ohhhh a shitty looking house, that's what you were hiding"

  • My first pirated copy of windows was 3.1.

  • All of those 1950 -1970s Public service announcement things are hilarious, they go so hardcore in their visuals, there's a British one about not touching electricity transformers or something like along those lines that goes hard.

  • Do people not know how bingo cards work anymore?

  • Vic isn't the wish version of Sinatra, Sinatra is the wish version of Vic!

  • Tim Cook looks like the type of dude who hosts red rooms at his mansion.

  • This route is for sleepwalkers only.

  • Well that was a swing and a miss, back to the dugout with you dumbass.