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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Alibaba Releases Advanced Open Video Model, Immediately Becomes AI Porn Machine

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  • I hate it when you find a good video, it does the job really well, so a few days later you're like, yeah let's watch that one again, you type in every single description you can about the video and find everything else but the video you want and they're barely anywhere near as good.

    Hell I'd take an AI porn search engine for now, let me describe in detail what the video I'm looking for is so I can finally see it again.

  • I want to open this jar of pickles

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  • Well this has made my day exponentially better! I had kinda given up hope in more Orville but if they're gonna keep making it I'm fine for a little break in between, gives me time to re-watch star trek a few times.

  • Above criticism

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  • I've never seen a single Lord of the rings movie and I don't want to.

  • You put the live hash oil rosin in the fish... and then the THC-XZ07 metabolization cofactors propel your mind through the dimensional veil

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  • Do you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy?

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  • Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!

  • Has anybody here read this ST:TNG book before?

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  • They technically already can, they're just so depressed and bored they won't, the trek universe we know could be Q's personal creation so he had someone to talk to.

    I think knowing there's some limitation to what they can do would spark the fire back up tho, curiosity would have to get the better of them.

    Edit: I have a theory that the reason Q is obsessed with Piccard is because he's upset about his friend Q wanting to not exist anymore and the guilt Q felt about Q being locked in that asteroid, Q found and obsessed over Piccard to alleviate some of the feelings he had, like the trial is Q lashing out at Q, then I think after time he grew to enjoy someone standing up to him and kinda becoming a good friend (untill he met Janeway of course, Q's true human friend).

    Q's just a sad person dealing with the loss of his friend, who has been left alone to deal with it, untill he finds a lost dog to befriend.

  • Has anybody here read this ST:TNG book before?

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  • Imagine Deadpool giving Q an existential crisis after he explains to Q that he's in a fictional universe, then all the things Q would do knowing nothing he does really matters since it's all fictional anyway.

  • Has anybody here read this ST:TNG book before?

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  • So does this mean that Q and Deadpool could meet and become friends?

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  • Alligator: I've warned you Jeff, next time you put your stupid Indiana Jones hat on me I'm gonna put it in the river!

  • Touch asphalt

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  • The Tesseract Lemmy app shows a news source ranking from MBFC

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  • Is this the same media bias checking bot that thinks a Murdoch media owned news site was left leaning?

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    What does Lemmy think of Daniel Supernault or on mastodon?

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  • Loops app update is coming on the weekend, that was a few weekends ago.

    I get a nice little chuckle out of him saying it's coming this weekend.

    He makes good things but he really needs to let go of the rope and let other people help him more, also I think he needs to sleep so he doesn't go do and say dumb shit online.

    I've seen him have little crazy rants on discord then delete them a minute or so later.

  • Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill

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  • That just makes having a wank more thrilling, getting close knowing you're about to reach a 100 grand fine that day.

    America, edging its way to a theocracy.

  • Honor, Actually

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  • I really enjoy that Love actually was the easier one, also that's the exact scene I imagined him in as well.

  • Honor, Actually

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  • I told ya, Gowron fits in everything.

  • Guy Who Ruined Buzzfeed With AI Now Says AI Is Bad, Launches New AI Platform

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  • Did he really ruin BuzzFeed tho?

    That's like saying he ruined a piece of shit by shitting on it.

  • What's something you enjoy eating that other people think is super weird?

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  • Just a big chunk of brie cheese, something I'm currently eating now.

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    Oof!! I can't believe we don't have a "Nature is Metal" sub across the Lemmysphere just yet, so... let's do it, maties?

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  • That's my purse, I don't know you.

  • Glory to you, and your force

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  • I feel like you could put Gowron in any fictional universe and he'd still fit in. You could put him in back to the Future, Shrek, hell he'd even fit in Love Actually.