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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • So there's still a chance to get to ds9, I just gotta steal Jadzias badge, She will be right, she's resilient.

  • Which part of the star trek universe, because if it's being on voyager, fuck that, but if I get to hang out on Deep Space nine, then I'm so in, instantly befriending Quark.

  • I dunno, no one's told me yet.

  • Vlad: Hey I've solved our pile of rotting heads problem.

  • Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

  • Albo: I keep getting texts from random numbers, all saying the same thing... It just says, Cunt.

  • Jokes on them, I don't have any mates!

  • Lol you mean again don't ya?

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  • Me: You fucking idiot.

  • Explain this "murder" you speak off.

  • But lying is wrong and bad, it's badong!

  • Wait, they're full of shit? I don't believe you!

  • Can I just mock them without wanting anything else?

  • And then the man looked at the camera and said "We don't make mistakes, just happy accidents"

  • Fascist sympathizers.

  • - American ISP's

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  • It's like how goths become invisible, you dress spooky all year, put some effort into Halloween, just being you isn't a costume.

  • What fucking cemetery do you live near that has 12 ft skeletons buried in it?

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