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@ dumbass @aussie.zone

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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • I'm calling the police.

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  • Yeah I don't salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.

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  • Yeah I just wanted to talk shit about Him more.

    Like I don't understand how these people think he's amazing, he's the worst representation of good mental health I've seen since I looked in the mirror, it's like a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs.... Wait, he is a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs and clean your room.. Of course cleaning your room is going to make you feel better you fucking moron, he needs to go back into that induced coma for a while.

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  • It was more a joke about me smoking weed and not being able to keep a room tidy for shit.

    But just for the record: I do not, have never, nor will ever agree with the views of the crying lobster benzo bitch boy named Jordan Peterson, not in this reality or any of the other realities where he spouts this insane shit through more tears than an onion cutting convention.

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  • Jokes on you, wasting my life is my life's goal!

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  • You're gonna need a big drink with that tho.

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  • Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.

    But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.

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  • Nawww, then I have to go to Reddit.. can't I just offend the Italians on here?

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  • You know that there's no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

    Your stomach will tell you when you've fucked up.

  • It's Bigger on the Inside

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  • I've been using that excuse for years.

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  • Am I Jordan Peterson?

    I fucking hope I'm not.

  • cat

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  • That's what we wanna see!

  • cat

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  • Yeah, but this is for real cats....

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    What does it feel like to be a horny man?

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  • It is on my Fucket list.

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  • Lol what an embarrassing propaganda unit that group is.

  • QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion

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    What a fucking dumbass.

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    What does it feel like to be a horny man?

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  • I've never been inside of a man yet, so I can't answer your question, sorry.

  • Microsoft locking local users, Android preventing sideloading…

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  • Preventing installing outside of their monopoly is the correct term, not side loading, that's just propaganda to make you feel bad for using your device freely.

  • Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

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  • Points at my username*

  • Anyone else live somewhere that has had people joining in a WiFi naming joke?

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  • Years ago my local firefighters were setting up a wifi setup that went across the town for them to use, so we named our wifi after theirs, about a week later we get a knock on the door asking us to change it because the firefighters around me couldn't connect to their network.

    Not sure how they found out it was us, I think someone ratted us out.