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@ dumbass @aussie.zone

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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • Would the movie Donnie Darko be better without Jake Gyllenhaal?

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  • Nick Cage, that goes for any movie as well.

  • Cat or plucked chicken?

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  • BEHOLD, A MAN!

  • Banana

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  • Yeah, but by a witch who hates fruit salad with banana in it.

  • Banana

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  • One bad thing is that you can't have them near other fruit because they will make all the other fruit ripen way faster than it should, that's why your fruit bowls suck and you have to replace your non banana fruit often.

  • Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.

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  • Fuck, better hide my ketamine then.

  • Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.

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  • I have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.

  • Bought to you by the central limit theorem society

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  • Nawwww, I don't want to be the straight one again, it's getting boring.

  • Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error

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  • Shitpact crater.

  • Oh no my harvest is too bountiful

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  • Stupid sexy Nuclear Engineer!

  • Police officer in Greece suspended for transporting fridge in patrol car

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  • Hopefully they freeze his pay.

  • AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright

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  • Hahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.

  • men aren't men anymore

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  • They will fail to stop you.

  • men aren't men anymore

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  • There is absofukinglutely nothing stopping you from dressing like that, only yourself.

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    What were you doing at 18?

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  • Drinking, lots and lots of drinking. Like a fuck tonne of drinking, more than an 18 year old should be drinking, alcoholics telling me to slow down amounts of drinking.

  • Top Republicans stand by president's poop video

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  • I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

  • morphology-based phylogeny

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  • Just learn about Diogenes, he's awesome as fuck, hung around with a pack of wild dogs, told Alexander the great to get out of his sunlight, while laying in a pile of trash, dude did not give a fuck.

  • morphology-based phylogeny

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  • It's in reference to Diogenes being a dick to Plato.

  • Think we're safe from Judgement Day for a while yet

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  • It's hard to appear in something you're holding up on your shoulders.

  • What would you do if you found an infinite money/duplication glitch in real life?

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  • Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.