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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Lack of innovation, which has kind of always been a thing. When something does innovate, everybody else starts copying it. From Doom, to Diablo, to Minecraft to GTA.

    There's also just a general lack of feeling to a lot of big budget bullshit. Technically stable, polished gameplay, great aesthetics; but there's no heart. No passion. Everyone involved was just there for the paycheck. It's routine. I don't really know how else to put it, but it's the difference between art and simply a product.

  • Dad's shirt: [Dated pop culture reference]

    Me:

  • Unless it taps directly into your brain so it can instantly transform thought to written word, there's no way it's faster than speaking.

  • The way I do stealth is just being fast. They have to scan you first, so if you're fast enough they can't even do that. ;)

  • I remember when they added speeding fines to Elite: Dangerous and I purposely racked up several billion credits worth of speeding tickets in Federation space, on top of the billions of fines I had for dumping biowaste all over the mail slots of their stations. I was literally the most wanted pilot in some areas due entirely to speeding tickets.

  • Wake up, samurai, we got a country to burn.

  • More like the plot to Tim Burton's Batman Forever.

  • Cat: "Leaving for work? Pathetic."

  • Listen to the call of the void...

  • I can't help but imagine a rotting body that the chip is just allowing to be remote controlled as they Weekend at Bernie's it around PR events.

    "They're fine, see!"

  • Simply the best mechanic for escort quests. Fuck trying to understand the pathfinding; just carry the dude to their destination!

  • I'm pretty sure that's a physical impossibility in the known laws of the universe. Best I can do is wake up earlier to give me time to feel like garbage, but then be fine by the time I have to do anything.

  • "If my competitors enemies were drowning in a sea of gasoline boiling hot coffee, I would throw in a lit match save them by drinking the whole thing."

  • "Nothing really matters." - Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody

  • It's worse if you ever try this with a floppy disk in the middle of it being written.

  • Pandora? Spotify? There was another one like Pandora I used to use in high school but I can't even remember the name of it now it was so long ago... Before all that we had shoutcasts on Winamp (basically podcasts and streaming radio). Free streaming music is older than free streaming videos, so far as my experience knows.

    Not to mention radio. The original over the air "streaming" service.

  • Just look at or don't look at the photons; whichever way it is so they behave like a wave, and then keep your ice cream in the peaks or valleys where the wave doesn't touch it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • So ... What does this chemical make you lose?

  • Have you seen Anti-Trust?

  • Just think about how much different life is just here, alone. I can't believe that there's absolutely nothing else out in the universe when there's so much variety of life here.