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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Wildfires in Hollywood

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  • Maybe that's why I kept thinking the name was 2012 even though I knew that didn't have the same premise. 🤣

    FrostyCaveman got the right one. Now I need to go look up who was in that lol

  • Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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  • Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

  • Is a software developer working for an "evil" company more or as guilty than/as a building maintenance technician?

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  • Building maintenance techs are evil? What?

  • Apparently Geordi didn't take the "Yes, and..." elective at Starfleet Academy

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  • Make me go.

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  • You read an article, written by somebody you never met, accusing a person you never met, citing evidence you never saw. Now you feel angry at the accused person. What does that make you?

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  • Was this posted by Ronald MacDonald from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

    "Have you poured through the facts? Seen the figures? No? So let me get this straight, Mr. Reynolds... You get your information from a book, written by men you've never met, and you take their words as truth, based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of... humph dare I say it? Faith?"

  • Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’

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  • When your prices are significantly higher than your competition, you also sell fewer products. Walgreens and CVS are both stupid expensive.

  • Wildfires in Hollywood

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  • What was that one where the world was destroyed by climate change, but instead of burning everything froze? IIRC, the main character was played by John Cusack.

  • What's the longest distance you've sent a letter or package?

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  • I had a pen pal in Australia when I (an American) was in elementary school.

  • what's your most down voted comment?

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  • The points matter in so far as they can be used as a metric of what is and is not acceptable within a group (or even society as a whole in some cases) as well as what is displayed first for users who use the default sort method.

  • Oxymoronic

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  • I would be a terrible client for a PR firm. Media would ask me for a comment, and I'd make up some goofy sound effects they could quote.

  • Trauma

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  • Other than getting a lobotomy, how am I supposed to just... Not continue to have memories of shit that happened to me in the past? 🤨

  • It Must Suck to Be Such a Whiny Little Bitch

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  • I'm pretty sure in order to have masculine energy, you must be a human. Not an artificially created automaton.

  • Football club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis

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  • He has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.

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  • I feel weird and anxious when I go outside even if I do have my phone with me.

  • Mark Zuckerberg says anyone who quits Meta is 'virtue signaling'

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  • Even if they are, they still have fucking virtues, unlike your robotic ass, Zuck.

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  • I see a lot of videos showing people's fucked up McDonald's orders. Like getting cheese on the OUTSIDE of their burger, not getting any meat, or shit like that.

    I have never experienced anything like that, outside of 1 random time and that was at a Jack in the Box where they gave me a brick of charcoal of a burger (thing was completely burned; bun, burger, even the fucking vegetables and it only took opening the box to notice). Absolutely 0 excuse to have served it except to purposely be asshats.

    I have to assume that either the specific location people get fucked up food is to blame, or they're faked.

    The prices, and the health of the food is why I don't go there often. Shits way too much now, and sure it tastes good but eating even a single small burger makes me feel like I ate entirely too much food.

  • Rock Star Developer

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  • So... We jigglin' or...?

  • Rock Star Developer

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  • And these are the people working on GTA 6. Rockstar (North) developers.

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  • The brontosaurus is delayed. Something about the courier being eaten by a dilophosaurus? I know you spared no expense, but these things happen.