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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • Job Interviews

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  • Not necessarily. What if you're really good at Photoshop?

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  • That wasn't Michele in The Avengers? I had to look up Tessa just to compare and yeah; they look almost identical.

    Similarly, when Zombieland first came out, I thought Jessie was Micheal Cera. They look similar enough and basically are both cast as the shy, nerdy kid.

  • What's the longest you've gone without friends?

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  • I haven't had any friends that are actually in my life since 2009.

  • Programmer buys a boat

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  • I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

    That's what the bucket is for.

  • Quit horsin' around

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  • Old beaver ass?

  • Am man, can confirm

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  • Am I kenough, tho?

  • Ergonomics

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  • Back in the day, every single video game used to have a little note on the box, in the manual or even on screen when starting it up that you should stop playing every 15 to 20 minutes to walk around and look at something other than a screen.

    Haven't seen that warning in multiple decades now. And I doubt it was ever shown on office software.

  • Quickly transferring files between PC and phone

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  • For a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.

  • DNC to elect new chair as party grapples with how to rebuild after 2024 losses

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  • Have they thought about electing a human being instead of a chair? 🤔

  • “Just give me the f***ing links!”—Cursing disables Google’s AI overviews

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  • Or your company after the whole alphabet.

  • What's the longest you've gone without eating?

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  • 12 to 14 hours, or so. That's how I found out about hypoglycemia. Played paintball all day, started feeling sick and was throwing up and passing out walking home, someone called an ambulance and after they checked me out they said I just needed to eat. 🤣

  • Are there any USB cables that last a reasonable length of time?

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  • I got some cheap shit in a bundle that actually meets the spec requirements I wanted and they are sturdy as fuck too. They don't have a brand name on them, and came without any packaging. They've been better than any other USB-C cables I've ever owned. I wish I knew who made them so I could get more if I ever needed. 😮‍💨

  • NSFW

    If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?

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  • Phil McKraken

  • What's the longest you've been without power?

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  • I've never had any real power.

    If you mean electricity: 3 days. Was having to buy bags of ice to keep my fridge cold because it was cheaper than having to replace all the food that would have spoiled if I hadn't. At least it was in a time where smartphones existed and I can charge it from my car, otherwise I would have been bored as fuck.

  • 'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

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  • Leak what he says in his sleep next.

  • True Spaghetti code

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  • "You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of."

    Derek Smart: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

  • Taste

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  • DreamWorks only has 4 animated movies that aren't 3D:

    Spirit, Way to El Dorado, Sinbad, and Prince of Egypt.

  • Taste

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  • I also blame Disney for my tastes...

  • Google offering ‘voluntary exit’ for employees working on Pixel, Android

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  • Is that where they put a loaded gun on the table and then turn around?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Damn, DuoLingo, chill!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I just realized why some people hate replicated food...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Maybe they should have watched Pigs in Space instead

  • Japanese Language @sopuli.xyz
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    Would native speakers still understand words that are basically the same in Japanese as English?