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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

  • If I was very lucky, I had a game guide book!

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  • Games didn't have their own completion metrics; but we still used the term "100% completion" to refer to beating the game, and any and all side objectives if the game had any.

  • CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelves

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  • Yes, and weekly; every time I do my shopping.

  • Comparison is the thief of joy

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  • I'm an older millennial and even I figured out what they meant by "rawdogging" because people my age have been using it the same way since forever ago, too. It can be anything that involves messing around with something gross without adequate protection/a barrier between it and you. It envokes the same idea as fucking without a condom.

  • CVS wants you using its mobile app to unlock store shelves

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  • The "shit being locked and nobody comes to help when you press the button" bullshit is why I bought some spare keys for the universal barrel locks most stores use. 9 times out of 10, these cabinets are locked with a lock that's key is just a circular bit with a single tooth.

  • What are some things a conspiracy theorist has told you?

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  • Installed Internet for this dude who was saying all kinds of crazy shit. The craziest was that he was in a famous rock band during the 80's and the government forced them to break up because their lyrics were female-positive and also included "top secret" information about the Star Wars program, which his own dad apparently worked on (along with how they actually have nukes and lasers in space to defend against the aliens).

    When I finally was done with the job, I looked up the band he said he was in. No such band ever existed. The closest thing I could find to the name he gave me (which I've forgotten now) was some German techno band that was only formed like 3 years before I had looked it up. The least he could have done was actually use an actual band name that existed in the 80's. lol

  • What's the biggest deviation from someone's religion or faith you've seen in an individual without them ceasing to be that religion or faith?

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  • I knew a Jewish guy that loved bacon and pork chops in high school.

  • Donald Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill

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  • Mount Suckmore

  • The devil's water 😈

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  • Weak. I wanna try their new teas, too, but nobody carries anything but the two I mentioned around me. :(

  • Comparison is the thief of joy

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  • The devil's water 😈

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  • Liquid Death water has flavors? I've only seen unflavored flat water and sparkling water.

  • Donald Trump To Be Put on Mount Rushmore Under Republican Bill

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  • If they put his head up there, I hope people vandalize the fuck out of it by painting it like a clown.

  • Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

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  • Explains why the item substitutions on my Walmart orders are so fucking nutty (like I wanted blueberries, but they didn't have a specific brand I clicked on, so they give me raspberries but of the same brand, instead of another brand of blueberries).

    "I hate the Waltons, which is why I am working to bring Walmart down from the inside."

  • Bernie Sanders blasts Trump for federal loans and grants freeze: ‘He is not a king’

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  • Sliced! Diced! Julien-fries'd!

  • Advertisers Aren’t Thrilled With Zuckerberg’s Embrace Of Hate Speech

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  • No. They only get "Want You Gone" from the Portal 2 soundtrack.

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    At least they're becoming partially self-aware

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  • Star Wars is a Western.

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    Do people who can read Chinese, Japanese and other non latin scripts use a bigger font size?

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  • I'm learning Japanese right now myself, and I don't know if it's just something you learn or if it's something native speakers just get used to, because I have a hard time telling some kanji apart when the font is too small. It's mostly just an issue with online resources tho.

  • Google Will Update Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps

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  • I wanna know how "Nihon" got turned into "Japan" in the first place. A lot of things are just from the foreigner mishearing; but how the hell did someone mishear "Nihon" as "Japan?" They don't even sound close! Not even from a thick Japanese accent!

  • Google Will Update Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps

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  • It really sucks that Google dropped "Don't be evil" from their mission statement.

  • Republican state attorneys pressure Costco to drop diversity policies

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  • Because they would like to shop at Costco without having to deal with human beings that have more melanin than they do.