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Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women's rights and do not support war of any kind.

  • A good Christian would swallow it whole

  • Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies .... God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.

  • In this current political climate? .... I think that furnace is popping rivets at this point

  • Never thought of it but do they have elevator technicians on a Federation Starship? or Vulcan ships? or Klingon ships?

  • Death is not that far away in a home shop or garage

    Last year I had some trouble with my air compressor. It was a small double tank portable unit that kept hissing with a loose connector. I put up with it for months, then I finally looked at it. It was a high pressure line leading to the regulator that was about to explode .... if it had broken off, it would have launched the whole regulator unit like shrapnel into my face or hands like a small grenade.

    I junked the whole thing and bought an even bigger compressor with a 40 gallon tank. Now my worry is that if this tank ever explodes, it will take me out and half the garage.

  • An apparition dismissed as a hallucination it is .... that's how I'm going to spend my life

  • Over, Oveur

  • I was exaggerating about my friends weight .... they aren't 300 lbs but they are pretty close and probably average about 250lbs .... although their oldest son is over 6' and looks long and large and probably does weigh close to 300lbs

    Whatever their weight ... they really put a lot of stress in the car

  • I hope the first episode doesn't involve worms and sewage ..... first episode involves worms and sewage

  • You should be fined for a joke like that

  • We have clearance, Clarence.

  • I would have loved a crossover with Star Trek and the Airplane movies .... I know they did a space shuttle flight to the moon in Airplane II (as well as a cameo with William Shatner) but it would have been great to have had the casts from both the Airplane movie and the cast of Star Trek ... it would have been completely stupid and idiotic but I would have loved it

  • No one cares about the dead mother ... no one will care about the child after its born

    The unborn baby is at its peak right now because once it comes into this world .... absolutely no one will give a shit about it

  • Coder makes loud noises, waves its arms in the air, then throws its own feces at the crowd

  • Picard: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

    Data: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

    Picard: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

  • Fired or mashed?