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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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  • I know which one I am.

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  • You forgot the cup hooks underneath, and the large drinking steins/tankards/catfood on top

  • TOML

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  • In an ideal world, yes. In a locked down world where you have access only to 1/4 the codebase or your job is more ontology-focused, all you have access to might be the JSON. Leaving a comment or two about why a particular value or hierarchy is as it is is sometimes more clear than writing up a seperate README that no one will read

  • Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow

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  • I'd have a few words with them, kick them right up their rear endian

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  • They are useful metadata important to the longterm lifespan of the codebase

  • Germ an

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  • 2:1 aspect ratio gang unite!

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  • Not many people realise this, but Hanibal's dad Hamilcar Barca had a lisp, and used his knowledge of abstract syntax trees and delayed execution to deforest parts of the Himalayas in order to let his elephant of a son through.

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  • who's Cher?

  • We're just scanning for the bear...

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  • It's that scene in Pinocchio when he's busting out of that whale using the lazer vision his godmother gave to him

  • We're just scanning for the bear...

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  • They used to call him the Owl in highschool, not because of his rotating head but because of the inappropriate hooting noises he made whenever his future wife walked into the room.

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  • that's true, good point

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  • Tickled them with implied consent

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  • A cracked lens still takes pictures pretty well without any visual artefacts

  • Gunman shot dead in Mar-a-Lago was ‘fixated on Epstein files’ and big Trump supporter

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  • A broken clock can be kindle for gasoline, twice

  • Hamburglar

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  • "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss meows back."

    ~ Freed "Rick Neat" Chair

  • Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battle

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  • Calm down Takei

  • Contingency Folder

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  • A flashlight and a salad mixer

  • Contingency Folder

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  • Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

  • Oh thank gawd, cause I thought for a moment pedo fascist had taken over.

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  • I feel this with every fibre of my soul.

    Alternately, would be nice to find a debug console....

     
        
while gini.coefficient > 0.2:
   for perp in get_top_percent(1):
     perp.teleportLocation("Mars Base", {resources: "humble"})
     perp.setWorldDesignation("Deceased")
   sleep(30, "days")

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  • I dream sometimes of all the regressives in the world getting into a rocket ship and blasting off for some fantasy Planet B, leaving the progressives behind to clean up the mess.

    And we do, and it's terrible, but slowly the world heals.

    Then the regressives realize that Planet B is too far away, and that Earth is actually faring pretty well now, and they try to come back.

    When we don't let them set foot on Earth, they promise to nuke us from space, and then there's this standoff with them in orbit pointing a weapon at the only place that can support their progeny.