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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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  • They have no teeth to speak of, so no injury to you.

    So it doesnt need to be your hand then, interesting... 🤔

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  • The ring is still embedded on the mountainside

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • That ^[is] ^[insane] ^[!]

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • I prefer my version, but whatever

  • TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states

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  • Nigeria, obviously

  • Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that

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  • One guy tips over a cow just to get a few amps from his homemade solenoid, and suddenly laws against it are written. Cow tipping is a time honored tradition. Vote YES on proposition 69

  • be a mermaid

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  • Prince Andrew:

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • She courted briefly with the Soviets if I recall, but even they couldn't tame her hot heart with a cool island song

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • I think that's his eventual plan, depending how much of his fluff is real bluster

  • Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

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  • The punchline is the setup. It's an anti joke. Perhaps a bad one, even. Quite rare in this joke landscape, I can see why it needs to be preserved

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  • Isn't that also how people from Dublin are born?

  • Can't unsee

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  • You know what they say about a guy with a big nose. You also know what they say about a girl with a small nose.

    Nothing, absolutely nothing, but the implication is there

  • uhn 🥺

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  • Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

    me. I'm talking about me

  • It's 2026 and you can only take 1 cup to pay for rent. Which do you choose?

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  • The only one who could ever reach mewas the son of the carpenter.

    Yes he was, yes he was

  • It's 2026 and you can only take 1 cup to pay for rent. Which do you choose?

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  • It's 2026 and you can only take 1 cup to pay for rent. Which do you choose?

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  • you wouldn't go for the jewel-encrusted cornichons?

  • It's 2026 and you can only take 1 cup to pay for rent. Which do you choose?

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  • My dog in heaven, you could sell it for a priceless amount and then partition sections of the proceeds towards future rent.

  • It's 2026 and you can only take 1 cup to pay for rent. Which do you choose?

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  • There's an easy way to test, but it can only be done once

  • I know which one I am.

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  • You forgot the cup hooks underneath, and the large drinking steins/tankards/catfood on top