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@ spicytuna62 @lemmy.world

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I use Debian btw

  • "Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty."

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  • I thought bike lanes were ‘DEI.’ Then an SUV killed my father

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  • The Left loses the Right as soon as bike lanes are tied into identity politics. Multimodal equity is simply “freedom of movement” to a Republican.

    Bruh. Are you fucking kidding me? Everyone who has been arguing for bike lanes and public transit has been calling it something along the lines of freedom of movement for years. We've been mocking how "muh freedum" people also see a veritable tank as the only reasonable means of getting from place to place, and oppose everything else. You DO NOT need knobby tires and 4WD and a 6 inch lift to go to Sam's Club. You'll be perfectly fine doing it in a stock Toyota Corolla.

  • Lubbock will receive 140k eggs from Attorney General Ken Paxton

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  • Government official secures millions of eggs from private companies.

    Distributes them to everyone (the poor, especially) free of charge.

    I dunno, guys. Sounds like an socialism to me. Maybe God-fearing, red-blooded Texans should vote for James Talarico. Just a thought.

  • Cruel

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  • Nah, make it worse! The BIOS randomly selects between zero and three ports and ignores them for a random amount of time. It always rerolls when you reboot or when the timer runs out. They are all real and do work, but you never know which ones (if any) or how long.

  • There are two ways to invent a sport

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  • So it's all football?

    Always has been.

  • The used car market today

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  • I feel the same about my '12 Civic LX. The only thing I'd give it up for is the same car with a stick.

  • In cell / Andrew Tate

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  • Andrew Tate keeps his biological building blocks in his mobile device's battery. This arrangement functions well in prison.

    Put another way:

    Incel's cells in cell's cell excel in cell.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    She's missing a few brain cells.

  • Removed

    His gut produces alcohol spontaneously. For years, he was dismissed as an alcoholic

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  • With all of the alcoholism, that could be the yeast of his problems.

  • time is a freak!

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  • Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    By the way, Pokemon Red and Blue came out 30 years ago this year.

  • I hate the beep!!

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  • Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I'm gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

  • Removed

    Reruns, American style

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  • The placement of my wallpaper is very intentional

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  • Thanks Google.

    I should probably just install Lineage already.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    The placement of my wallpaper is very intentional

  • NASA (Now Another Silly Acronym)

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  • Get a government job. You'll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you've heard in the last year.

  • US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

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  • Intraosseous insemination

  • US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

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  • If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?

    Talk about cocky.

  • Rory says hi

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  • Made my day lmao

  • In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall.

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  • And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like.

    -Jon "MC Vagina" Lajoie

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Rory says hi

  • This lady's husband built this ceiling structure for their cats

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  • You're taking me back to 2005 with this one, and I am not complaining.

  • So annoying

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  • Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Bam Bam loves the hidey holes

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    "It's a simple transaction, human. You'll give me your food (you have no choice), and in return, I'll come back and beg you for more in six seconds."

  • memes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    To those who contribute to the kernel and our favorite software: You rock.

  • memes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Here in America, you can have whatever car you like! Yup. As long as it's the same silver, white, or black truck or SUV, you're spoiled for choice!

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Hidey hole

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    American Gothic vibes.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Good morning, little buddy.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Well, hello there.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    It's not his turn for the brain cell so he's recharging with solar power

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Thorin is very proud of his new PC case.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    His favorite activity is staring out windows and plotting his escape.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    My sweet old man

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    He strench

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    At last, my orange boy achieved inner peace.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    One of the aspects I miss most about living in apartments is seeing all the cats basking in windows, including my own.