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@ spicytuna62 @lemmy.world

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I use Debian btw

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    His gut produces alcohol spontaneously. For years, he was dismissed as an alcoholic

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  • With all of the alcoholism, that could be the yeast of his problems.

  • time is a freak!

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  • Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

    By the way, Pokemon Red and Blue came out 30 years ago this year.

  • I hate the beep!!

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  • Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I'm gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

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    Reruns, American style

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  • The placement of my wallpaper is very intentional

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  • Thanks Google.

    I should probably just install Lineage already.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    The placement of my wallpaper is very intentional

  • NASA (Now Another Silly Acronym)

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  • Get a government job. You'll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you've heard in the last year.

  • US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

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  • Intraosseous insemination

  • US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

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  • If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?

    Talk about cocky.

  • Rory says hi

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  • Made my day lmao

  • In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall.

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  • And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like.

    -Jon "MC Vagina" Lajoie

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Rory says hi

  • This lady's husband built this ceiling structure for their cats

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  • You're taking me back to 2005 with this one, and I am not complaining.

  • So annoying

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  • Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

  • Got my tickets for tonight

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  • Ticketmaster

    • Online fee: $73.27
    • Convenience fee: $13.22
    • Keyboard fee: $7.40
    • Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
    • Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
    • Satanic fee: $6.66
    • H@X0R fee: $13.37
    • CrAzY 8's fee: $88.88
    • It's your lucky day! fee: $4.17
    • Prime fee: $37.00
    • Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
    • We hate fans fee: $51.96
    • We also hate the band fee: $61.05
    • Notices bulge fee: $OwO
    • Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
    • Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
    • We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
    • Free fee: $0.01
    • Enter your birth year: 1979
    • Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
    • Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
    • Neighbor fee: $1.32
    • Weed fee: $4.20

    Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?

    ☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!

    If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, "that sux LOL," to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.

    You must select one to continue.

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    go happy or go home

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  • That's the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It's too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you've got nothing to show for it.

    I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It's a shame the realization took so long.

    The only way to win the game is to not play.

    And you're goddamned right.

  • Repost!

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  • Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Bam Bam loves the hidey holes

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    I was told it was included

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  • Or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

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    I was told it was included

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>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins
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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Cleavage, dude.

  • how you holding up?

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  • Best part of driving a total bucket. You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel carjacking me.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    "It's a simple transaction, human. You'll give me your food (you have no choice), and in return, I'll come back and beg you for more in six seconds."

  • memes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    To those who contribute to the kernel and our favorite software: You rock.

  • memes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Here in America, you can have whatever car you like! Yup. As long as it's the same silver, white, or black truck or SUV, you're spoiled for choice!

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Hidey hole

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Come on, come on, come on, come on, now stop me, babe.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    American Gothic vibes.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    After many hours of failed attempts, I finally drove a spike through my window.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Good morning, little buddy.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Well, hello there.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    It's not his turn for the brain cell so he's recharging with solar power

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    Thorin is very proud of his new PC case.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    His favorite activity is staring out windows and plotting his escape.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    My sweet old man

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    He strench

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    At last, my orange boy achieved inner peace.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @lemmy.world

    One of the aspects I miss most about living in apartments is seeing all the cats basking in windows, including my own.