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sangriaferret

@ sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

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  • Pet Semetary, 1989, packed theater. During the scene where the resurrected toddler is chasing Fred Gwynne with a scalpel, a baby suddenly cries out in the back of the theater. The entire audience jumped then burst out in laughter.

    Who brings a baby to a Stephen King movie?

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  • No bad thing IMO

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  • This literally happened to my girlfriend.

    She went in to Walmart to find a Black and Decker battery charger. She brought a battery from home to check if it fit. It turns out that Walmart does not sell Black and Decker products.

    When she left she was stopped and accused of stealing the battery that they don't even sell. She was detained by the police for almost an hour as they checked security camera footage to prove that she stole something that they, again, DON'T FUCKING SELL! They don't even sell products made by that fucking company!

    A one minute scan of their inventory would show that but they decided to waste everybody's fucking time.

  • What do you think is the least marketable bachelor's degree?

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  • Please don't kink shame.

  • What do you think is the least marketable bachelor's degree?

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  • Well, opera singers have to train somewhere. The job market is a little slim though.

  • What do you think is the least marketable bachelor's degree?

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  • My girlfriend has a BFA in opera.

  • What is a life lesson you never seem to learn?

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  • US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference

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  • If you want to challenge your knowledge of geography and maps try travle.

  • Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight

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  • It should be the other way around. LEO should be required to get regulator mental health help. It's a stressful job, potentially dangerous, they're armed and have people's lives in their hands. We need to make damn sure they are capable of handling that with a sound mind.

  • What kind of things do you think movies are most dishonest about?

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  • Or when someone goes down an alley in NYC. There are hardly any alleys in Manhattan. It's a tiny island and every inch of usable space is occupied. That's why there are piles of trash everywhere.

  • What is the greatest sentence ever written in human history?

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  • That's a long sentence.

  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • I'm typing this from an inflatable pool in my back yard. The water bill is going to be outrageous but that's a small price to pay to be able to go outside.

  • You are teleported back to Rome CE 75, you can bring three items you have AT HOME - which?

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  • A dictionary. We can cross reference words with latin roots to help communicate.

    Weed

    Toilet paper

  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • How's the humidity?

  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • People do die

  • Bring back the cold, please.

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  • Come visit me in south Louisiana.

  • Wish in one hand

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  • "Better living through chemistry"

  • Wish in one hand

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  • But they can assist you along the way

  • Tipping

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  • Thank you! I think most people commenting here don't understand how the industry works as a whole.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

    Fans of live theater: when you see an older peice do you read the play first or go in cold?

  • Blurry Pictures of Cats @lemmy.world
    sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

    Curiosity

  • cats @lemmy.world
    sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

    How about a void AND a tortie?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Cookout void