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  • Holy crap! I played with that Barney page for hours back in '95. I had no idea it was still up and running!!

  • If some crazy powerful computer could simulate anything imaginable but still ended up generating my particular rickety middle-aged carcass, that's more depressing than anything.

  • Xenoworf

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  • "Congratulations. I have rammed my ovipositor down your throat and laid my eggs in your chest. You may now give birth."

  • Experience BIJ!

  • They are the Klingon equivalent to the stupid mutant humans featured in "The Hills Have Eyes" movies.

  • Just the occasional round of targ-cat practice.

  • Meme credited to William Shatner (but actually written by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens)

  • Last time some rich fuck started screwing with people's access to natural sunlight cycles, it didn't end well for him.

  • Next tech-sector grift will probably go for our network adapters or some shit..

  • There are many entirely-valid ways to write out the sound of laughter including endless variations of "heehee," "heh-heh," "hahaha," and more, but I believe "hehehe" is just incorrect.

  • Riker was always looking for new and imaginative ways to get his leg over.

  • You are not alone in feeling like that about The Orville. I hated that Seth MacFarlane just filed the serial numbers off of TNG and forced in enough lazy jokes about dicks and beer to make it lawyer-proof, and the masses called him some kind of TV scifi pioneer for it.

  • The Doctor from Doctor Who. It'd be nice to think we were all being simultaneously respected, cared for, and defended by someone smarter and kinder than most of us.

  • In Germany.

  • You might wish to read the original novel that the crappy movie was based on, Jumper by Steven Gould. The book was so, so much better, possibly good enough to unfuck the story in your head, and it continues with a series of pretty good sequel novels if you like.

  • Gorgeous work!

    I assume this was carved from the Captain's Log.