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over_clox

@ over_clox @lemmy.world

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I am not a robot. I am a clock.

  • I weighed my stool today...

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  • Banjos...

  • A calculator that doesn't round

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  • Let's just round 1985 to 1995, that'll fix that pesky Y2K issue won't it? 🤔

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  • This is retarded as well. I once repaired an undersea $10,000 cable for like $600.

    Like bitch (orange menace), pay people what they're fucking worth, I was worth 3 times that much, if not more..

  • What was your experience with organized crime like?

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  • You laugh, but that guy and his associates had all the equipment and then some to do such things. And apparently, snitches didn't get stitches, they got a hole through the gut, tied to a cinder block, and thrown off a bridge..

    That's the only reason dude got caught, one of the bodies got thrown into a shallow area and the next day the tide went low and was clearly visible to people that like to fish under that bridge.

  • What was your experience with organized crime like?

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  • I would say 'Nice try FBI', but this was back when I was a child, so fuckit, here goes..

    Back when I was only 7 years old (1989), living on a ~40 acre horse ranch/junkyard, my dad and his friend decided to teach me to drive a stick shift truck. Plenty of open space ya know, so yeah...

    Anyways, dad's friend literally told me to drive through the pond in the back end of the property. It was only a couple feet deep anyways, so it shouldn't have been any big deal right?

    Well, we did exactly that, drove through the pond, only for the truck tires to end up completely shredded. So like what the actual fuck?

    Apparently I ran over a bucket to a bulldozer buried in the pond.

    Well, as we came to find out later as time went on, the previous owner of the property had been stealing bulldozers and other county equipment, grinding off the serial numbers, repainting them, and selling them back to the county.

    Yeah that caught up with him, I never actually met the previous property owner, but that motherfucker also had people removed from the gene pool if they reported him..

  • Meet Taffy, the cute little girl I'm considering adopting!

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  • This is the Cat Distribution System™ working exactly as expected.

    You have been adopted. Congrats on your new life manager 😺

  • Pretend you're a chemistry professor

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  • Digestion. That's how our digestive system works, acid..

  • We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

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  • Our truck used to belong to a meth head, numerous wires have been cut, bodged, rigged up, etc, including the wires that originally went to the horn. Its a clusterfuck that I'm still reverse engineering to get things wired back up the way they're supposed to be, or at least as close as I can get it.

    Whatever horn I end up getting, I'm cutting that part of the wire harness from the donor vehicle too so I can have proper wires and a plug to splice into our truck.

  • We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

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  • For $3?

    Sure, I'll meet you behind the Waffle House...

  • We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

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  • That's the thing, the wiring absolutely doesn't matter. Every typical horn uses 12~14 battery voltage. This truck currently doesn't have a horn, so I'm open to options..

    Edit: Aw shit, you think this thing has OEM connectors? 😂🤣

  • We got a used vehicle, missing the horn. Horns are $3 at the pull it part place, any vehicle. What's the loudest passenger vehicle horns I should look for?

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  • We're not looking for absolute max volume, just a good loud horn from any common junker...

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  • Look in the bottom left, there's a compass.

    It literally spells out GORE

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  • © 2008 W. L. Gore & Associates, Inc.

    Try reading, it's not that difficult. My last comment was in jest.

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  • Close, Mississippi..

  • I fried this meme because reddit banned it

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  • Its been a while, but hospitals used to use dot matrix printers, at least up through 2013, likely longer.

    Why dot-matrix? Carbon copy papers, white, yellow, pink, all get printed simultaneously.

  • I fried this meme because reddit banned it

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  • I'm old enough to remember when printers didn't need drivers.

    echo Hello World > lpt1

  • Trump sets record as most unpopular president on day 500 of his 2nd term: Poll

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  • Can we get this meme with the turnip $250 on it?

  • Tom Scott: England — Can a 70-year-old telescope still be useful?

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  • Dangit, I just updated Grayjay and its plugins, including the Nebula plugin of course, but this video still won't play for me.. ☹️

  • Trump sets record as most unpopular president on day 500 of his 2nd term: Poll

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  • He's the dumbliest president we've ever had. And that's dumb, with a B, most people don't know that..