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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • Hack the planet!

  • Who's the potato and who strapped those toddler's swim goggles around its top-meat knob?

  • You are

  • I don't even wanna know. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • five pounds of floor

    😅🤪

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  • FFS. 🫩😶‍🌫️

  • That's a super floofy floor, then. 😱

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  • I don't know if I want to know, but... 🤦🏼‍♂️ Why is he wet? 🤢🫩

  • Then, let the cat clean up the explosive diarrhea it sporadically paints the house with afterward. Mmm, meaty bean water, the sequel.

  • Now I'm picturing the undeniably fabulous mane on that feline.

  • You know that r34 isn't a real place, right?

  • That's not fair to dehydrated horses.

  • couldn't eat her for lunch

    Is that a dare?

  • What's "breakfast", precious?

  • "rarely do they differ", eh?

  • Clark Kent is the beard.

  • And here we figured that was just Kryptonite in your pocket. 🤓

  • Hey, members of the sus genus (aka, porcine) are remarkably smart. MAGAts are the opposite. 🥲

  • Maybe those quaint dementia villages are where most of these mouthbreather backbirths'd prefer to exist. 🫡