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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • Plot twist: all idols are false.

  • Just the loudest.

  • Baphomet says hey.

  • The r34 version of an Irish myth, I presume?

  • You're suggesting we manually pick through the steaming pile of shit for hidden kernels of what, more corn? Your logic is dumb as fuck.

  • How much longer, though? We've been very patient.

  • Outlook Not So Good...

  • MooOO!

    Jump
  • Whereas cow fucking is even less accurately reported, and isn't even a profession. It's almost inevitable, really, whenever a MAGAt's left alone with livestock long enough —and the rampant cow rape's only a fraction of that number, too. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼

  • :: crickets ::

  • Bearenstein was real. One of the first epiphanies I had wherein I fully questioned my parents' ineffability when they would not budge on the "correct" pronunciation —despite one of them growing up with German spoken in the house. This is personally my most resonant proof of multiple echoed timelines. 🫠

  • Considering their obvious weakness for truck stop cheese, I prefer "Y'all Queso"

  • Yours jingle? I must've missed out on the upgrade at the snip. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • You're so close, and the link you posted even has the non-derivative reference in its first section... 🤦🏼‍♂️😅

  • Your made-up graphlet is a shit "source", overflowing with half-truths and cringe-confident inaccuracies, kiddo.

    Try again. 🤘🏼

  • Are you having a stroke, son?

  • That's literally agnosticism 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh... That's nasty. 😅🥹

  • History has a different view...