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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • I can hear you purring while you imagine that —from way over here. 🫩

  • IIRC, ya gotta prep by shavin' the hair off and pullin' the teeth out (for the sake of the piggies' digestion). 16 pigs'll go through 200lbs in ~8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2lbs of uncooked flesh every 60secs.

    Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

  • Stay in school, kiddo. Your brain's still mush.

  • Precisely.

  • That old nut, "from the ashes" hits a bit different these days.

  • An immigration operation? Ooh, neat! They're all self-deporting together? That's so cute. Do they pair off, or is it more of an all-for-one brotherhood group thang? It's really kind of them to get a big group together so they can all walk into the ocean as a full bag of limp-dicked cum-guzzling fuck-holes. Saving the rest of us the time & effort of holding them underwater. Very kind.

  • Mostly plastic, huffed farts, and inbred bitterness. Not healthy eatin'.

    Fertilizer, however... There's a plan.

  • I thought that solution was molotovs.

    Fuck. Now, what am I gonna do with all these —um, community activations?

  • The slutty version?

  • Red Dot Zealots

  • FWIW, you've made this, in a thread about scifi transience:

    Star Trek... ends up being the worst...

    Just sayin'.

  • More of the same asinine xbox squeaking? That tracks.

  • Thankfully, he's not spewing water from his mouth, though.

  • See what rando anons imply when they have nothing but maybe a loose script for troll bs to riff from? 🫩

    p.s. I also can't decide whether this is just you being ignorant AF or some low-effort sapping, and I'm even less convinced such a distinction matters. Ironic, I know. 🖕🏼

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  • Trimming is stimming?

  • This pic is classic 🤣

  • Fuzzy li'l octopuss'n'bootses

  • Yeah, friendzone those incels. That'll teach 'em.

  • This poor sac of proud, sister-fuckin' heritage.