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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • That's what I get for commenting half-awake. I was vibing on the influx of comments ~"if it weren't for my morals...", etc. 🙇🏼‍♂️🥹🤷🏼‍♂️

  • What are the proletariat?

    edit: my bad; misread that as "patients".

  • Ecstatic consent is clutch.

  • Peek* 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • I was implying (like a number of other comments here) that anyone could accomplish similar. Simmer, kitten. Your roar is totally scary. Trust.

  • Oh. Hunh. Welp... 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • Read more Atwood. ✊🏼

  • Soon, they'll be old enough to vote... As if that's gonna be a thing by then.

  • Both.

  • Let's be fair, it's because you can hear their tiny, insistent voices in your head, slinking their purring opinions along your trail of thought as you weigh the options mid-aisle... Clever li'l devils, and precious idiots, all. 😅🤪

  • Assumption's doing some heavy lifting there, friend.

  • Can we just have her as the 1st pres of New California, instead? Fuck the rest of these maggoty losers and their suckhole fanbase. Maybe a new start ain't so bad an idea, and the DNC can choke on their long-impatient headstones, et al.

  • Walz is an "asshat consolation candidate"? 🥹

  • There's a circumcision joke in there, but I'm fuckin' spent. 🫩🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Hrm...

  • And yet ...

  • Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.

  • I've never looked at a pig farm the same way since. 😅