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just an english enby living through the end times...

Formerly of:

  • I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?

  • I'm out of the loop. What's up with Zach Braff?

  • Ah, sorry. My adblocker blocks those annoyong popups. I had no idea.

  • in the comments section. straight up 'sourcing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My pnas.

  • How did it take humanity this long to think of this‽

  • Nah, vibe coding is to programming what passing off food from a restaurant as your own (á la steamed hams) is to cooking.

  • My friend came up with almost the exact same thing during high school. The only difference is that the DK stood for "Donkey Kong".

    Can't say it wasn't memorable!

  • The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.

  • Mr Hands: Halloween Edition

  • Finally, some classic Onion writing...

    ...wait, what do you mean this is real‽

  • Dafuq?

  • Eat the rich!

  • laughs in fish and chips

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    PM says it would 'cost the taxpayer a fortune' if he didn't accept free Arsenal tickets

    news.sky.com /story/pm-says-it-would-cost-the-taxpayer-a-fortune-if-he-didnt-accept-free-arsenal-tickets-13217907
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Hot queen conch seeks cool mates: Florida’s new ‘speed dating’ service to save endangered shellfish

    www.theguardian.com /environment/2024/sep/16/shellfish-florida-endangered-queen-conch-high-sea-temperatures
  • Cybersecurity - Memes @lemmy.world

    strong password rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    stop

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Russian 'spy' whale found dead in Norway

    archive.ph /VDbAd
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    voltage rule

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    physics ≠ magic

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies

    news.sky.com /story/donald-trump-supporters-wear-nappies-13129050
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID

    www.theguardian.com /uk-news/article/2024/may/02/minister-sorry-as-veterans-find-id-card-not-valid-for-english-elections
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

    www.alternet.org /alternet-exclusives/is-jesus-real/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend

    news.sky.com /story/k-pop-star-karina-apologises-to-angry-fans-after-it-emerges-she-is-in-a-relation-with-actor-lee-jae-wook-13088978
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    rule

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Mr Bean actor Rowan Atkinson blamed for slow electric car sales

    news.sky.com /story/mr-bean-actor-rowan-atkinson-blamed-for-slow-electric-car-sales-13065947