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just an english enby living through the end times...

Formerly of:

  • Damn, this one's oniony!

  • *skibidi

  • I scored 13/21 on https://e-mail.wtf/ and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

  • Even better

  • Hooray, I'm fashionable.

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  • Not with that attitude, I won't.

  • Similar to redneck engineering, possibly? Although, despite appearances, redneck engineering is sometimes known to be surprisingly sturdy.

  • Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.

  • Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

  • Potayto Potahto

  • I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.

  • 11.8 inches is about a foot.

  • Let me rephrase that...

  • How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽

    How the fuck isn't this The Onion‽‽‽

  • Read a book or something. I don't know.

  • Step 3: stop wasting our resources on running a glorified predictive text algorithm.

  • I think the point most people are trying to make is that the pollution should not exist in the first place, and also that carbon offsetting doesn't work as advertised.

  • No shit

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump supporter wrongly detained by Ice questions his support for president

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/mar/10/trump-supporter-ice-detained
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Under new bill, Bigfoot could become California’s “official cryptid”

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2025/02/under-new-bill-bigfoot-could-become-californias-official-cryptid/
  • Cybersecurity - Memes @lemmy.world

    Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him

    theonion.com /man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
  • memes @lemmy.world

    The Onion is virtually factual

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    National Archives Workers Unsure If Marco Rubio Has Secretly Been Their Boss for Weeks

    www.404media.co /national-archives-workers-unsure-if-marco-rubio-has-secretly-been-their-boss-for-weeks/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Plastic straw makers celebrate 'happiest days' after Trump order

    news.sky.com /story/plastic-straw-makers-celebrate-happiest-days-after-trump-order-13307661
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    It seems that people like being in crisis, rather than having stability.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From Us

    www.404media.co /r/840eec93
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Italy says it sent home Libyan war crimes suspect because he was dangerous

    neuters.de /world/italy-says-it-sent-home-libyan-war-crimes-suspect-because-he-was-dangerous-2025-01-23/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    HMRC ‘degrading its own services as a matter of policy’

    nation.cymru /news/hmrc-degrading-its-own-services-as-a-matter-of-policy/
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Real ones will recognise this molecule

  • memes @lemmy.world

    based on a true story

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk makes 23 posts urging King Charles III to overthrow UK government

    www.hindustantimes.com /world-news/us-news/elon-musk-makes-23-posts-urging-king-charles-iii-to-overthrow-uk-government-101735961082874.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    'NATO Santa' shot down over Moscow in apparent Russian propaganda video

    news.sky.com /story/nato-santa-shot-down-over-moscow-in-apparent-russian-propaganda-video-13280531
  • Cybersecurity - Memes @lemmy.world

    Don't forget the digital rain background!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump is named Time’s Person of the Year and rings the New York Stock Exchange’s opening bell

    apnews.com /article/trump-stock-exchange-time-nyse-bell-ringing-91a59ff0f4ce77c0c6f87e55a38c6c75
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Reactor goes brrr

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    "Pro-life" woman seeks abortion and gets denied

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    TIFU by not using objects in my object-oriented programming coursework

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps

    arstechnica.com /gadgets/2024/09/microsoft-releases-a-new-windows-app-called-windows-app-for-running-windows-apps/