The correct response would be a picture of trump, a picture of Vance pre-ozempic...
And asking why he isn't giving those peptides to his daddy if obesity is so serious.
Not because insults are effective, but because it could piss trump off that JD is making fun of fat people. It puts JD on the backpedal, and would cause him a great amount of stress over if trump would be pissed.
While also highlighting that Vance couldn't lose the weight on his own but also was vain enough that his weight matters, attacking his masculine ego over how he wasn't able to do it on his own and still cares what others think.
Like...
These people are fucking idiots, it's not hard to figure out what to respond with to fuck with them the most. All you need is cause some cognitive dissonance so they don't have a path where they can stick to all the talking points.
If being fat is bad, what the fuck is trump doing? Or the majority of his voters even






So...
You understand that blowing up mountains in America to ship coal to China so they can burn it is at least as bad for the environment as blowing up mountains in America and burning the coal here?
If so, buddy I'm ready to count this as a win and cut ties.