It’s a matter of structural stability. Peanut butter, being more dense, makes for a superior foundation. In the event of earthquakes, sudden stops, or cabin depressurization, a PBJ with the peanut butter side down stands a stronger chance of maintaining position and surviving.

4mo ago

Whats the dumbest thing youve ever heard?

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gigastasio @sh.itjust.works 4mo ago

In his head, you are now the non-white friend he can claim he has to prove he’s not racist.

(Also, username checks out…?)

4mo ago

Whats the dumbest thing youve ever heard?

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gigastasio @sh.itjust.works 4mo ago

I’ve mentioned this one before, but it’s worth retelling.

I briefly knew a guy, absolute hick ass trailer trash, who said a large number of incredibly dumb things to me, but this one stands out. He once told me that Southern Baptist was the one true religion, because, and this is a direct quote, “His name is John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

And for him that was a QED moment.

Dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever encountered.

4mo ago

What's something half as serious, that people are not interested in hearing?

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gigastasio @sh.itjust.works 4mo ago

Bought a new oil cooler for one of my cars not long ago. Couldn’t find a single one that was free of complaints - that it leaked or the body cracked after a couple hundred miles. Ultimately went with the one recommended by GM, and I still feel the need to check it every few days.

4mo ago

Say you have some downtime with no obligations today. What are you going to spend your free time doing?

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gigastasio @sh.itjust.works 4mo ago

One day is usually just enough for me to reclaim my energy. Realistically it’ll be sleeping in, a handful of chores, quality time with The Creature, and maybe catching up on a couple episodes of whatever show I’m into at the time. Maybe taking the time to cook myself a really nice meal too.

What I’d love to be doing, and frequently feel guilty for not doing, is either getting into the studio to work on some music, or getting out of the house and doing something outdoorsy. For that though, I usually need several days off and the chance to mood myself into doing it.