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fakeman_pretendname

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  • Bros

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  • Bros

    🎵 When will I, will I be fed mouse?🎵 I can't answer🎵 I can't answer that

    Bros (British Band) (wiki link)

  • cat hat

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  • If my cat made me a hat, I would definitely wear it.

  • Help name my cat.

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  • Brilliant :)

    By weird chance, I was watching Stargate SG-1 yesterday (with the character Sam Carter), and also sang a Peter Frampton song at one of my cats this morning.

  • Help name my cat.

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  • Give him a fully human-style name and surname, like "Dave Smith" or "Paul Wilson" or something like that.

  • Something’s not right…

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  • Something’s not right…

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  • I've not read the book spin-off with human characters, I've only seen the original one with the cartoon dogs.

  • You wouldn't download furniture

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  • I've never really seen the advantage over a standard hone.

  • sleepy chonker

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  • They often sleep like that if they feel so completely safe and at ease that they don't have a worry in the world - so take it as a compliment :)

  • When The Meme Becomes Real

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  • Chinese memory firm CXMT relied on leaked Samsung technology to skip years of R&D, court testimony claims

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  • Yeah, whatever, anyway are they making loads of RAM? Can I have 64GB of Ram for £300 again please?

  • What is your favourite joke?

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  • I suspect some small town in the UK somewhere definitely does that.

    They would also be able to enjoy the "Nate the Snake joke".

  • What is your favourite joke?

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  • Maybe popular in some 3rd world colony or something? :P

  • What is your favourite joke?

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  • It's both of these things - I had a quick look and scrolled to the bottom. It was the one I was thinking of. The final pun is based on pronouncing "lever" like "levver" instead of "leever".

  • What is your favourite joke?

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  • Why did the Baker have mucky hands?

    Because he kneaded a poo.

  • What is your favourite joke?

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  • Isn't that the one that only makes sense if you pronounce a word in a specific weird way?

  • Trump’s Mysterious Bulge Sparks Wild Speculation

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  • Minion: "Sir, we've got you this box of dietary supplements which should help with your... digestive issues"

    Trump: takes box and starts to loosen belt

    Minion: Sir, you're meant to open the box and take the sachets out, they're for adding to your food, sir"

    Trump: "Who's the President?"

    Minion: "You are, sir"

    Trump: "I'm President, so I know how to use these"

    Minion: "Yes, sir, putting the whole box down the back of your pants is definitely the correct way to use them, sir"

  • BBC seeks to subpoena Trump children and son-in-law over defamation lawsuit

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  • As of January 2025, in Britain, Mar-a-Lago was renamed "Gulf of Paedophiles".

  • Everyone needs a little... SPACE

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  • ... then the actual episode is O'Brien and Bashir stuck in a turbolift talking about Cardassian screwdriver heads for 45 minutes

  • The security co-processor in many CPUs is insecure

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  • Didn't say "I'm not currently running Apple", just said "I don't really care for Apple", therefore you may be using Apple, without caring for it.

  • cats @lemmy.world
    fakeman_pretendname @feddit.uk

    27th October is National Black Cat Day (UK)