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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • It's no contest

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  • The second episode of season 2 has the greatest introduction to a new character ever. You meet Matt Berry at his most Matt Berryist!

    FAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!

    Edit: Here's the scene for anyone who hasn't seen it or just wants to enjoy it again, slight spoilers but it won't ruin the first season.

  • What's something that's free that everyone should know about?

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  • Back in the windows 7 days we were sitting at Christmas lunch and my dickhead cousin started bragging about all the different video playing apps he used, without looking up from his lunch my grandpa goes "I only use one, vlc, only an idiot would use anything else.", then continued eating without looking up, my cousin looked shitty and I just left to go laugh outside.

  • Garden pest

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  • Mate I got like 3 of those little fuckers as pets, they make fuckin great guard dogs.

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    What's your personal number 1 song to do the horizontal tango to?

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  • Well yeah with the foreplay and apologizing afterwards, gets just over one loop.

  • My formal wear

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  • Comedy is pain relief for tragedy, it's how we deal with things that don't make sense to us, like the unnecessary deaths of thousands of people, it's not that we find it funny, it's just our brains can't cope with the concept of someone willingly doing that.

    Like some people must have found it legitimately funny and they're weird fucks, but most people use gallows humour to deal with horrible situations that shouldn't have ever happened, but did and we have to deal with it somehow.

    I joke about some things that have happened to me and it would sound like I was making light of the situation or mocking it, but it's the only way to deal with it without breaking down.

    We still mourn the situation and lives lost tho, just use humour to soften the blow.

    It's not for everyone tho.

  • Pure witchcraft!

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  • Android needs to not have the snooze and stop button be so damn close to each other.

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  • What horror lies beneath Australia...

    Yeah, we're not allowed to talk about that to non Australians, it's better if you don't know.

  • Spring phase in Canada.

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  • FTFY

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    What's your personal number 1 song to do the horizontal tango to?

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  • John Cage - 4' 44"

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  • Yeah, but why possibly kill when you can definitely kill?!

  • 'I'm in ruins,' teary Mike Lindell tells judge in Smartmatic sanctions hearing

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  • The most punch able face in all of the Alpha Quandrant

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    This is how the social network X summarizes the Abrego Garcia story (remembering that he is not MS-13, or guilty of anything at all)

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  • As an outsider, it's gonna be really interesting watching the fall of America. Sad, but interesting.

  • What do you think will the tech bros jump on next?

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  • That's because it died out before they all could, Reddit had the nft like aliens thing twitter used to let you use your nft as a profile picture. It just died out way too quick for the general tech companies to get in on it.

    If it stayed longer Samsung would have worked out how to put nft tech in their phones

  • Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women?

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  • Lol you're a dumbass.

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  • Now now Little Joey, just remember that word can be used to describe you and your snowflake friends.

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  • You also have to scream " FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FUCKIN BITCH" over and over again.

  • For the First Time, Artificial Intelligence Is Being Used at a Nuclear Power Plant

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  • Huh, it is really Russian roulette with how we're all gonna die, could be WW3, could be another pandemic or could a bunch of AIs hallucinating and causing multiple nuclear meltdowns.

  • N-no, please...

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  • Because what people don't like to talk about, is that Goofy is a fuck Boi, he's a hit it and quit it kinda dude.

  • TIL about 1 million liters of urine is spilled onto the bathroom floor every day in the U.S.

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  • Spilled makes it sound like someone's clumsily carrying around a barrel of urine throughout public toilets.