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@ dumbass @leminal.space

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i make shitty jokes and say dumb shit.

I will probably call you a cunt, but I'm Aussie so its most likely will be in a nice way, unless you're bein a cunt.

  • Blazin' Bev, asking some big questions today...

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  • Blazin' Bev, asking some big questions today...

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  • If Riker had kept some of the Q powers and knew he had them, then he's a prick, he could have solved a lot of their problems with even a 10th of Q's power, but even then, his power would be dramatically lower that Q's, so Q could still create a chair that Riker can't get a leg over.

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    Where do you go when you have no one to talk to?

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  • Same, I like this group of people on Lemmy, I've had interactions on here that have made me feel good about myself and quite often the reason I'm smiling.

    I don't know y'all, but I'm glad y'all are here.

  • In an alternate timeline, Bev got the Power of Q rather than Riker. It turned out predictably.

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  • Never walk into Bev's quarters when Unchained Melody is loudly playing.

  • Blazin' Bev, asking some big questions today...

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  • Q can make a chair that is continuously growing for eternity, he could make a chair the size of the universe. Riker is limited by his physical height of 7ft 4, so all he has to do is make a 9ft tall chair, even if Riker is flexible enough to get his leg vertical he still wouldn't be able to do it.

  • Blazin' Bev, asking some big questions today...

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  • Yes.

  • How come people over 60 instantly clung to the narrative everything on the internet is likely AI?

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  • I like them odds.

  • How come people over 60 instantly clung to the narrative everything on the internet is likely AI?

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  • What's the probability of that?

  • How come people over 60 instantly clung to the narrative everything on the internet is likely AI?

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  • Ahhh, fuckin nerds.

  • How come people over 60 instantly clung to the narrative everything on the internet is likely AI?

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  • Well yes, you can generate all of those using AI.

  • How many languages can you say Please and Thank You in?

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  • 2 English and German

  • Obligatory post today

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  • Make that 2.

  • Obligatory post today

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  • Now this is a religious leader I could follow.

  • I'm famous!

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  • Just hire a film crew to follow you around all day then edit it into a 30 minute sitcom that only you watch, that's what I did

  • Just got my OSHA 30

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  • Now you know how to do your job safely when the big bosses are around.

  • What's something that's free that everyone should know about?

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  • It was random af, he's usually a chill quiet dude lol.

    We used to have family pirate nights where we'd visit the video store, rent out all the games we could, go home burn copies of them all, take them back the same day and grab more, they didn't know or care. I've taken over his role now and now I set up pirate streaming apps for my family.

  • What's something that's free that everyone should know about?

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  • I don't care if you believe me or not that's your business, my cousin is an arrogant asshole, the type to bring his house plans to Christmas lunch and spread them where we're about to eat lunch while standing there demanding people admire his shitty house and my grandpa doesn't give a shit. When he retired in the 90s he got into building computers which lead him to piracy, he introduced me to piracy and is why I'm the pirate I am now.

  • It's no contest

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  • Just moments after getting in a slap fight with the priest.

  • It's no contest

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  • When ever I think of that show the scenes that come to mind are Matt Berry's introduction, moss rambling about Richmond not being in his room, he's supposed to be in his room, why isn't he in his room!? and the line " My thighs are as red as fire truck from here to here, with an undershot of his groin and Roy's face just staring, IT crowd was a masterpiece of comedy.