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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.

The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.

Aka @dumbass@leminal.space

  • I've been hammering the block user feature a lot lately.

  • He doesn't have to balls to take on Janeway, he couldn't even handle Rodney McKay.

  • Oh haaiii

    Jump
  • Nah, just watch them through YouTube shorts in a random order, that's how I watch movies now.

  • Jesus: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY A FUCKING PLANE.

  • That's why Golden Girls is such an awesome show, its overflowing with sass and sarcasm.

  • I used to joke that my views could be deemed terroristic, didn't expect to see it be a real thing, thank fuck I have zero interest in stepping foot in America.

  • He's nearly finished colouring in his how to be a fascist dictator book.

  • Trump does know Rosie O'Donnell hasn't been on that show in over a decade right.

  • Any other company and I'd probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.

  • Fucking life goals right there.

  • I quite like that episode, it's the right type of comic relief, there's some real tension but it's cut up with these silly moments like this

  • I got one of those, my mum got me it for Christmas, I'm a Lord, call me Lord Dumbass.

  • I am forever fucking with my future self by leaving shit for them to do and pissed off at my past self for the shit they left for me to do.